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Skriven 2005-02-02 06:37:42 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Ha ha
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Three golfers were standing on the first tee, about to hit, when a
beautiful young woman approached and asked if she could make up a
foursome. Naturally, the men were delighted to have the company of such
a stunning female.

The young lady was given the honor and proceeded to hook her shot out of
sight, into the thick bush.

The first man teed off, caressing his drive 220 yards straight down the
center of the fairway.

"What a wonderful drive," commented the woman.

"Not bad for a man with a wooden leg," replied the first golfer.

The young lady, disbelief evident on her face, required proof of this
handicap.

Player one promptly sat down and, to the sounds of squeaking and
rattling, proceeded to unscrew his leg.

The woman was flabbergasted. The second man then addressed his ball and
drove it 250 yards to the left-hand edge of the fairway.

Once again the young lady made comment on the magnificence of the drive.

"Not bad for a man with an artificial arm," stated the second golfer.

The young lady was skeptical, so player 2, to the sounds of screeching
metal, unscrewed his arm as proof.

Again the young lady was astounded.

The third golfer walked up to the tee and monstered his ball 320 yards
to the edge of the green.

The woman, by now almost speechless, could only manage a muttered,
"Unbelievable."

"Thank you," was his reply, "I shall help you look for your ball," he
said to the beautiful young lady.

The young lady and the third golfer, set off to search the bush for the
lost ball, while the other two players strolled down the center of the
fairway.

"I wonder why Bill didn't let on about his artificial heart," said the
first golfer to the second.

Suddenly, the quiet was interrupted by the sounds of moans and groans
and rattling scrub. The two players rushed to where the sounds were
coming from, and sure enough, there was Bill, screwing his heart out.




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