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Skriven 2005-02-12 19:04:16 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: What We All Want. . .
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 GS>      It's F unnier because people that eat Candy make her a JOKE!

      -=[ 10-Feb-2005 11:07 George Pope wrote this to GREG SEARS ]=-

 GP> But if you lick 'er, it's quicker!  (&, no, I don't mean to quicker
 GP> to make her LAUGH!!)

G-day George Pope, it's just your way to DO Candy is ALL! '-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated
young girl.  Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you
knew what I have, you would give me your seat."  The girl gets up and
gives up her the seat to the old lady.

It is hot, so the girl then takes out a fan and starts fanning herself.
The woman looks up and says, "If you knew what I have, you would give me
that fan."  The girl gives her the fan, too.

Fifteen minutes later, the woman gets up and says to the bus driver,
"Stop, I want to get off here."  The bus driver tells her he has to drop
her at the next corner, not in the middle of the block.

With her hand across her chest, she tells the driver, "If you knew what I
have, you would let me off the bus right here."  The bus driver pulls
over and opens the door to let her out.  As she's walking out of the bus,
he asks, "Madam, what is it you have? "

The old  woman looks at him and nonchalantly replies, "Chutzpah."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

Sign on the back of a leather jacket of a guy riding a motorcycle:

"If you can read this, then my girlfriend fell off."



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