Text 1393, 77 rader
Skriven 2005-03-21 17:40:36 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 1388 av James Bradley (1:134/77.0)
Ärende: Thowin' Da Dog A Bone
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On (21 Mar 05) James Bradley wrote to George Pope...
 JB> Islam never seen a Holly War. "Let loose the Pope!"

Why would they have seen a holly war?  Holly is a European bush!

 JB> You could
 JB> apply for the position I suppose. "Let me introduce to you, your new
 JB> Pope, Pope
 JB> George Pope the First!"

Actu;lly, I'm George Pope VI

 JB>  GP> cocksucker motherfucker as much as possible, as if I were
 JB>  GP> writing a Rap song!)
 JB>
 JB> "... Know what I'm sayin'?"
 JB>
 JB> Rep: "No, because all you've said so far..."

Or, my favourite retort to the kiddies on the bus swearing up a storm:
"Hey! Watch your fucking language!"

 JB> Don't you think a Rap star has the smartest brain in the world? Don't
 JB> write a
 JB> note of music, spell NOTHING correctly, grammer... Who needs it? Call
 JB> it art,
 JB> and make a billion bucks! Smart as a whip if you ask me.

Is the crapper really smart, or is it just that the youth of today
are incredibly densely stupid?

 JB>  GP> I've always called that sexual position "forking"!
 JB>  GP> (it's a fave among most of the ladies I've 'known'!)
 JB>
 JB> But George... Did they know *you?*

Another advantage of "forking" -- they don't get to see my face! heh

 JB> Rabbi exclaims, "Jesus, Shmebus... I was checking for my spectacles,
 JB> testicles,
 JB> valet, and vatch!"

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Jesus
The whole world would be Jewish!

 JB> ... Redundant: Yarmulke on a toupee.

At least you got something out of that posting from Batsheva!


My Jewish brother married a Catholic wife. They've got two daughters, with
a son on the way.

The wife has been taking the daughters to Church every Sunday. One Sunday,
during high mass, the older daughter (age 5) whispers in her mother's ear,
"Can we go home now?"

"Not yet", replies her mother, "the mass is only half over."

"We can go now, Mommy. I'm half-Jewish."



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