Text 1394, 81 rader
Skriven 2005-03-21 18:01:22 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 1384 av DAVE COBLE (1:123/140)
Ärende: WORLD'S 12 WORST INVENTIONS
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On (20 Mar 05) DAVE COBLE wrote to ALL...
 DC> 1. Pay Toilet. A great idea unless you really have to go and have no
 DC> change
 DC> in your pocket.

That's the beauty of there being a sink!

More on toilets. . .

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
TOILET HUMOUR

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
North Carolina

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,
Texas

No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North
Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Flagstaff, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
doesn't die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the
urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is
in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY




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