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Skriven 2005-03-31 08:04:04 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Good stories
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 GP> On (27 Mar 05) Greg Sears wrote to mark lewis...

 GS> Yes that part I figured out, the second question was why the trip
   > is for dead only clients. My guess is you'd have have to study the
   > type of church that was in the story to be sure eh! '-)

         George Pope was replying with F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> Yeah, them all-nude churches with lots of sex going on during the
   > service have maybe found a way to find paradise while you're still
   > alive, eh?

NOW.. George have you started a CHURCH/CyberPope_wise The I C E-man has
      not heard of as yet? #[;-)]

 GP> Speaking of Heaven. . .

Oral Roberts dies and goes to heaven. As he gets to the pearly gates,
St.Peter says, "Next." He replies, "Oral Roberts." "The Oral
Roberts?" "Yes St Peter, the Oral Roberts."  St. Peter says, "Wait
here a minute. I know someone anxious to meet you." He goes away for
a few minutes and comes back with a guy on his arm. "Jesus,this is
Oral Roberts." "The   Oral Roberts?" Oral says, "Yes Lord, the Oral
Roberts!" Jesus says, "Boy come with me. I know someone that has been
waiting to see you for years." So Jesus leads him into a small room.
Over in the corner is an old man  sitting in a rocking chair. Jesus
says, "Hey dad, this is Oral Roberts." "The Oral Roberts?" Oral says
in a very humble voice, "Yes my Lord.  The Oral Roberts.." God says,
"Boy I've been waiting years to see you. Could you come over here and
take a look at my knee.  It's been bothering me for years......."


> OBJoke for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Little Joey wins a big bag of M & M's at the carnival and runs home to
show his mom.  He begs for some and his mother gives him two.  Joey
pops them into his mouth, runs outside, bites the cat, and jumps on
his tricycle to zoom around the house.  Coming to a screeching halt
in front, he runs inside, grabs two more M & M's, pops them in his
mouth, runs outside, bites the cat, and races around the house on his
tricycle.  This repeated a few more times until his mother asks him
what in heaven's name he is up to.

 "I'm playing truck driver, Mom," he explains.  "I'm popping pills,
eating pussy, and driving like hell."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  A man had been walking across a street, when all of a sudden he was
clobbered by a hit and run driver and was killed.  He was welcomed to
Heaven by St. Peter.

 "Life here is very similar to life down there," the saint said,
pointing down to earth.  "You can still get hurt up here, but its
offset by the fact that nothing is illegal and everything is free.
Just be careful and enjoy yourself.

  Amazed and somewhat bewildered, the man started out to take in the
sights.  Not watching where he was going, the man stepped off a curb
and  was almost run over but an Oldsmobile Cutlass.  "Wow, who the
heck was  that?" the guy wondered aloud.

 "That was Mr.Olds," said St. Peter.  "He's a driving maniac, but
you've got to be careful if your going to stay here.

 The newcomer nodded and continued on.  A minute later, as he was
carefully crossing over to a striptease joint, a speeding Cadillac
nearly ran him over.

 "Wow!  Who the heck was that jerk?" he screamed at St. Peter, who
was still keeping an eye on him.

 "None other than Mr.Ford.  As you can see, the idiot enjoys driving
fast," came St.  Peters reply.  "I know it's touchy, but do try to be
careful."

  The man made extra sure before he attempted a third crossing, but
just as he was about to reach the other side successfully, a Porshe
driven  by so long-haired freak appeared out of no where and bumped
him back  across the street.

 "Okay, who the heck was that?" he screamed as he lay sprawled at the
Saints feet.

 "Keep your voice down," St. Peter hissed, "that's the boss' son!"



Cheers,
.            o      _      _          _ From the
.   _o      /\_    _ \o   (@)\__/o   (@)      I C E-man
. _< \_    _>(@)  (@)/<_     \_| \    _|/' \/
.(@)>(@)  (@)         (@)    (@)     (@)'  _\o_ OUCH!

... George, better find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition!

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