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Skriven 2005-04-07 04:05:06 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GP> On (05 Apr 05) Greg Sears wrote to All...
 GS>    Finally, the devil opened up that last door which showed thousands
   > of people in a incredibly large lake with vomit up to their chins.
   > All of them were chanting 'Don't make waves, don't make waves...
   > "That's awful!!" commented the lawyer in repulsion.

Funny

 -=[05-Apr-2005 09:41, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> The way I had heard it, the last door showed thousands of people up to
   > their waists in liquid shit, drinking coffees -- it smelled AWFUL!!!

  G-day George Pope, that was the second door Mate!!

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments?  God was coming down
the  mountain and the first person he came across was not Moses.  It
was a Roman. He asked the Roman if he wanted any commandments?  The
Roman replied,  What's a commandment?"  God said, "Thou shalt not
kill."  The Roman replied, "Hell no!  We're a waring nation.  That's
how we make our living."  So God went on down the mountain.  The next
guy he came across was a nomadic  tribesman.  He asked this guy if he
wanted a commandment.  The guy replied, "What's a commandment?"  God
said, "Thou shalt not steal."  The guy said, "Hell no!  That's how we
make our living."  So God went on down the  mountain.  The next guy
he came across was Moses with a bunch of little  Jews following him.
God asked Moses, "Do you want any commandments?" Moses asked, "How
much are they?"  God said, "They're free."  Moses replied "Yea sure,
we'll take ten....."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Moses and Jesus were playing golf one day when they came up to a long
hole with a water trap right in the middle of the fairway.  Jesus
teed his ball up and pulled out a two iron.  Moses saw this and said,
"You can't make it over that trap with a two iron." Jesus replied,
"Jack Nicklaus does it all the time.  Sure I can."  So Jesus hit the
ball and sure enough, the ball fell right into the trap.  Moses
walked down, parted the water and retrieved Jesus's ball.  As he
brought it back up to Jesus he said, "See, I told you you would never
make it over that trap.  Your going to need at least a four wood."
Jesus said, "No!  If Jack Nicklaus can do this with a two iron, I
can!"  So he hit the ball again.  Right into the trap it went.  As
Jesus was walking around on the top of the water, looking for his
ball, a golfer walked by and asked Moses, "Who does that guy think he
is, Jesus Christ?" Moses replied, "No, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus...."


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