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Skriven 2005-04-10 07:47:34 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Good stories
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 GP> On (07 Apr 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
   >   Sorry to hear that Mate! You may need m o r e  beer! '-)

Funny

 -=[08-Apr-2005 13:31, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> You got that right!

 GS> Speaking on door-knockers, there was another this morning at Smoko
   > saying life was really fair for the I C E-man. They were selling
   > "WatchTower"?
   > You have those types up there? ;-?

 GP> Of course, and lots of ways to deal with them!
   > How to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses:
   > A chalk outline of a human body on the sidewalk, and
   > a few copies of _The Watchtower_ scattered around...
[...]
 GP> I answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you
   > come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."

  G-day George Pope, ouch! Sounds like the OLD days in Alberta eh! '-)

The Indian chief had to leave the resovation for a year, so he left his
son in charge.

When he returned, he asked is son how things had gone for the year.

"Well, I've got some good news, and some bad news" he said.

"What's the bad news?" the chief asked.

"Since you've been away, 20,000 white men have moved onto the
reservation, and have built houses on our best hunting grounds" he
replied.

"But that's disasterous" the chief replied, "So what's the good news?"

"Well, they taste like buffalo"

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

 A drunk walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll ya have?"

 The drunk says "Scotch and soda."

 "Okay." says the bartender as he quickly whips the drink up and
slide it over, which the drunk speedily downs.

 The bartender says "That's $2.50 Mac."

 Drunk says "I don't have any money!  You offered me a drink and I
took it." The bartender throws the drunk out.

 The Drunk walks in two minutes later and the bartender says "Hey,
Ijust threw you outta here!"

 The drunk says "Wasn't me!"

 The bartender responds, "Then you must have a double!"

 To which the drunk smiles and says "Thank you, I will!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

 A Ukranian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime
reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd
get the most out of a dime.

 The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved
the ashes.  He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes.
He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and on
the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on
her roses.  He told the Ukranian, "I know you can't beat that for
stretching a dime."

  The Ukranian said, "I got you beat.  I bought a Polish sausage for
a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate
the other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a rubber, and
the fourth day I took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up.  The
fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like
shit.  He agreed with me and gave me my dime back."


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