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Skriven 2005-04-10 07:55:24 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GP> On (07 Apr 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...

 GS>   G-day George Pope, hummmmmmmmmm sorry about that. The B.C.
   > connection was corrupted by something or other, and would 
   > take mail-packets from this machine but wouldn't give em back!
   > Fixed now! '-)

Funny

 -=[08-Apr-2005 14:38, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> No worries, mate!  <congress> happens!

  G-day George Pope, yes and A city feller went to the country to
see what they did for kicks.  He went to a farmer and asked him what
they did for enjoyment and the farmer said, "Well see that barn over
there? See the three holes? Well the first one is not bad, the second
is pretty good but is the third ever a blast!

 Well since he wanted to try the country way he went up to the first
hole and stuck it in and wow!  One of the best he ever had!  Thinking
if they get better he just has to try the second hole.  So he walks
up to it and sticks it in and nearly screams in pleasure!

  The next day two farmers are walking by the barn and see a pale,
weak and yellow man in the ditch.  The one farmer asked what he was
doing there.

  The other farmer said "Well, he wanted to know what we did for
kicks so I told him about the three holes in the barn.  Now the first
one is Bills' cat, the second is Frees' calf and the third is
Teds' milking machine, and it doesn't stop till it has two quarts."


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  Three morticians were shooting the breeze at an undertaker's
conference and the subject came around to what each considered his
greatest achievement.

  Harry cleared his throat modestly and revealed that he had once had
to deal with the remains of a man who stepped on a hand  grenade.
"It took me 3 days," he said proudly, "but it was an open casket
funeral.

 "Not bad," conceded Jerry, "but listen to this: I got handed a
construction worker who'd been run over by a steamroller, and he was
ready for that open casket in 2 days."

 "You guys got me beat," sighed Charlie. "My toughest case was a lady
parachutist who landed right on the Empire State Building.  It took
me 4  days to get the grin off her face..."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  Miles Whitman stood by the door listening to his wife try to
start the car.  She seem unable to get the job done.  So, Miles
yelled to her through the screen door, "Hey, Sheila, did you try
choking it?"

  Sheila's reply was, "No, not yet. But I sure as heck feel like
doing it."


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... George, better find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition!

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