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Skriven 2005-04-11 02:18:54 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Vegas
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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking
Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and
eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies,
"It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a
hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The
hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see
the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." " And beyond that, do
you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling
invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job
that's worth $500." The guy says, "What the hell? You only live once.
I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later,
the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the
hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he
says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "I
wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here
to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I
own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's
worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that
terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or
so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed
more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he
truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement
savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the
hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to
the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city
of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling
palaces, and show places?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the
whole city?" No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."



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