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Skriven 2005-04-23 23:15:54 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Cindy Haglund
Ärende: Happy wedded bliss
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G-day Mate,

Secrets of a happy marriage

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refr igerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries:Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar...you know...
they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence,
because His wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass,
Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that
she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't
be long. I'll be right back. I promise...OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know, there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT
THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A
FRICKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"


....and, they lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?



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