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Skriven 2005-04-25 13:41:50 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Story
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G-day George Pope,

Two  prostitutes were talking about being  arrested  by  the  police,
while  waiting for some business "So,  you ever been picked up by the
fuzz?"  asked the first "No,"  replied  the  second  "but  I've  been
grabbed by the tits a few times"

And========

A  tourist approached a prostitute in the back  streets  of  Soho  in
London  "How much?" he asked "It'll cost ya twenty quid" replied  the
tart "American Express?" he inquired "You can go as fast as you like"
she said.

And========

Husband: Ooh, you are wonderfully tight tonight darling !
Wife: get that big hairy thing out of my navel !!

And========

A young girl asks her mother why fairy tails start with "Once upon  a
time"  "they don't always start  like  that"  he  mother  said  "Your
father's starts with 'The bloody train was late again tonight' "

And========

Man pouring cocktails: Say when, dear
Girlfriend: After the drinks, darling

And========

A  drunk is standing,  pissing into a fountain in the middle of town,
so  a cop comes up to him and says "Stop that and put it  away!"  The
drunk shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip.  As the cop
turns to go, the drunk starts laughing.
  "Okay, what's so funny?" asks the cop.
  "Fooled you." says the drunk "I put it away, but I didn't stop."

And========

 The  bartender got tired of hearing these five drunks arguing  about
who had the biggest dick. So he yelled out: "I am tired of this shit.
Pull them out and put them up on the bar and I will tell you who  has
the biggest." They were drunk enough that all five of them  responded
and placed their dick up on the bar.  At this time a homosexual walks
in,  and the bartender ask:  "May I help you?" To which he  responds:
"Well,  I came in for a glass of wine and a sandwich but  I  think  I
will have the smorgasbord."

And========

A  married couple went to he hospital to have their  baby  delivered.
Upon  their arrival,  the doctor said he had invented a  new  machine
that  would transfer a portion of the  mother's  labor  pain  to  the
father.

He  asked if they were willing to try it out.   They were  both  very
much  in favour of it.   The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10%
for  starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more  pain  than
the father had ever experienced before.

But  as the labor progressed,  the husband felt fine  and  asked  the
doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.   The doctor then adjusted
the  machine to 20% pain transfer.   The husband  was  still  feeling
fine.  The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed
at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The  husband continued to feel quite well.   Since it  was  obviously
helping out his wife considerably,  the husband encouraged the doctor
to  transfer ALL the pain to him.   The wife delivered a healthy baby
with virtually no pain.

She  and her husband were ecstatic.   When they got home, the mailman
was dead on their porch.

Salutations from --Christchurch-+
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