Text 1897, 67 rader
Skriven 2005-05-02 08:16:52 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Sean Dennis
Ärende: Re: Short but sweet
===========================
 SD> *** Quoting Greg Sears from a message to Sean Dennis ***

 GS>        Top Ten Songs That Make John Wayne Bobbitt Uneasy.

Funny

 -=[01-May-2005 11:42, Sean Dennis replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 SD> Sorry to pare away at your message, but unfortunately, my next post
   > doesn't quite make the cut.  It's a little lean, not a lot of meat,
   > but I'm sure you'll enjoy it. ;)

  G-day Sean Dennis,
  The offering was a very interesting bit of Q's & A's not ~meat~ '-)

> OBJoke1: for Sean

   IF YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE BEST YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET A NYMPHO.

     Seems the prostitution scandal in Fort Lauderdale, Florida has
provided  a list of VERY prominent people who paid the nympho
prostitute for her services. One accused, Mike Danziger, Vice Mayor,
had previously introduced an ordinance banning bars with nude dancers

> OBJoke2: for Sean

 A SURE-FIRE WAY TO INCREASE YOUR BUSINESS.

     Business was slow for Darel Lafton's gas station in Des Moines,
until he  came up with the idea of BOOB 'N LUBE. Two topless women
vacuum your car as you watch. N.O.W. The National Organization for
women has becomes quite  incensed at this type of promotion, "but",
Lafton says, " business has  increased 50%."

> OBJoke3: for Sean

HERE'S ALWAYS LIFE'S LITTLE TEMPTATIONS

     It's against the law to fly under the Golden Gate Bridge in your
private airplane, yet pilots occasionally do it. In Paris, one pilot
took it a bit lower and flew under the Eiffel Tower. This has been
the first time since someone they nicknamed the Black Baron made a
few passes in 1988.

> OBJoke4: for Sean

WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT GATORADE AND OTHER SPORTS DRINKS?

     Nothing, says Consumer Reports. So when you see that macho
halfback drinking from the cup or bottle that says "Gatorade" it
isn't going to help his body make any spectacular plays. Plain water
is just as good, says CR. The only difference, if the water is
flavored, it might make you want to take in more fluids, which is
healthy.


       ,-._,-.
       \/)"(\/
 Cheers (_o_)
        /   \/)
 I C E (ÝÝ ÝÝ)
  man   oo-oo  WYSIUWYW

... v0.46: MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!

--- EzyBlueWave V2.01b005 00F90260
 * Origin: Milky Way, Langley, BC [604] 532-4367 (1:153/307)