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Skriven 2005-05-07 07:19:04 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Story
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 GP> On (06 May 05) Greg Sears wrote to All...

 GS> "I reckon I could learn to live with all that," says the fellow.  "I'd
   > really like to apply for the job."
   > The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form and a bus
   > ticket to Las Vegas."
   > "Las Vegas?  What do I wanna go to Vegas for?"
   > "Well," says the clerk, "that's where the end of the application line
   > is at the moment!"

Funny

 -=[06-May-2005 10:54, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> The line should have snaked its way to near BC, Canada by now, do you
   > think?

  G-day George Pope,

Yes, I think so Mate "In your dreams" that is! ;-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Pierre, the great canal-race swimmer, had finished a disappointing
fourth. Interviewed by the press, he explained his poor showing:
"At one point, there is a shout from ze left bank, and there is
Marie in bra and panties only! `Win for me, Pierre!' she cries, so
I swim harder, but I become harder, too. Soon I hear a call from
ze right bank. It is Yvette, also in bra and panties, and she
removes ze bra! `For ze winner!' she yells. I increased my stroke,
but my erection, it increases, too, and I am dragging in ze mud.
And then a voice from above. Denise, on a bridge over ze canal....
and she has already removed ze bra and is removing ze panties!
`If you win, Pierre,' she calls, `if you win!'

Alors, I did my best but could not even place."

"But, Pierre," asked a reporter, your famous backstroke, why
did you not use it?"

"My backstroke? But consider, Mon vieux, ze bridges, ze bridges....!!


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

 The newly married couple were entertaining a bachelor neighbor
in the den of their suburban home when the conversation turned
to sexual morality. "Since you claim to be so liberal," the
bachelor challenged the husband, "would you let me kiss your
wifes breasts for a thousand dollars?"

Not wishing to seem prudish and needing the extra money, the
couple agreed and the wife removed her blouse and bra. Then,
pressing his face between her breasts, the chap nestled there
for several minutes, until the husband grew impatient to com-
plete the deal. "Go ahead and kiss them," he urged the bachelor.

"I'd love to," the fellow sighed, "but I really can't afford it."



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