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Skriven 2005-05-10 01:50:22 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Heather Lennox
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G-day Heather,

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
on this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice to be blown.

There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
she confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *

(Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not
to be confused with the ballet dancer.)

WOW ------

Ahhh -- the good ole days when Ronnie was in office:

Presidential Aide - Mr. Reagan!. Mr Reagan Sir!!! The Russians
have just landed on the Moon! And they've started to paint it
red!  What shall we do?
Ronnie - Come back when they've finished, son.
P.A. [later] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have painted a
quarter of the moon red!
Ronnie - Don't worry about it, son. Tell me when they've
finished.
P.A. [still later] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have now
painted half the moon red! Aren't you going to do anything?
Ronnie - Nope, not yet.
P.A. [still later and even more anxious] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The
Russians have now painted THREE-QUARTERS of the moon
red! Can we bomb them, Sir? Please, Sir?
Ronnie - [ as before ]
P.A. - Mr Reagan. They've painted the WHOLE moon red!
Ronnie - OK. Now call NASA, and tell them to get a rocket up
there, with plenty of white paint, and paint "Coca-Cola" across
it.

WOW -------

This 8 year old little boy saddles up to the bar. "Hey, sweetie,"
he says to the well endowed waitress, "how about a Scotch
on the rocks?"
She says, "Uh huh. Are you trying to get me in trouble?"
"Maybe later, honey - but now I could really use that drink."


My friend`s 5 year old daughter, Rose, was playing with her
14 year old cousin, Sarah, upstairs. Rose came down to make
some cookies. "Where's Sarah," My friend asked, "isn't she
going to help you bake cookies?"
"Oh, Sarah can't come down right now," Rose replied, "she
doesn't feel very  well."
"Really, what's the matter with her?" Rose looked very
serious and said, "she'll be okay, she's just got her
pyramid."

Salutations from --Christchurch-+
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