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Text 2040, 89 rader
Skriven 2005-05-26 20:12:24 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 2035 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: BBWs are fun!
=====================
On (24 May 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS> said, "Mr. CyberPope, I can't find anything specifically wrong with
 GS> you.
 GS> I have only one suggestion...that you...eh, eh...give up some of your
 GS> love life."
 GS>
 GS>   There was a long pause, and then Mr. CyberPope said, "O.K., Doc.
 GS> But which half should I give up:  thinking about it or talking about
 GS> it?"

Well, that never actually happened to Mr. CyberPope, but I suppose it
still MIGHT!!!! :P

I might add, "So which part should I give up, thinking about it,
reliving the memories, fantasizing, or bragging about my past exploits?"

 GS>    > He goofed on our Sears
 GS>    > Might've brought Greg to tears
 GS>    > But it's all humour just the same
 GS>
 GS> CyberPope..... thinks he's a poet, but sadly we know it's SO TRUE! '-)

Apparently our own Dave Coble is having fun at our expense in a Yahoo!
group!

Andy Says... Just Think About This!

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four

tellers?  (SAME GOES FOR THE POST OFFICE!)
=========================
The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends for
which we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual
power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
~~~~Author:   Martin Luther King Jr.
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"The best minds are not in government. If they were, business

would hire them away."  - Ronald Reagan

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The two things no one really appreciates until they are gone are
your job and your health. ~~~~~Lawrence Brotherton
=========================
I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have
than to have things I am not able to appreciate. --Elbert Hubbard
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A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile,
will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
~~~~Nathaniel Hawthorne
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A careful study of economics usually reveals
that the best time to buy anything is last year.  -- Unknown
=========================
There are two ways of exerting one's strength; one is pushing
down, the other is pulling up.  -- Booker T. Washington,
=========================
He who despises his neighbor sins, but blessed is he who is kind
to the needy. Proverbs 14:21, New International Version
http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible?Proverbs+14:21
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You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
 ~~~~~~~~~~-Joe E. Lewis-
=========================
Getting inoculated with small doses of religion prevents people from
catching the real thing.    -Sam Levenson-
========================
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife
suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing
diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn't mean the next  diaper.
I meant the next baby!"


Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
<+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")
Internet: gapope@vcn.bc.ca
1)If you don't like a joke, post 2-3 examples of what you DO like!
B)If you DO like a joke, say thank-you with 2-3 jokes of your own! :)
My Preferred Netmail address is: 1:153/307.11
ICQ UIN: 32617950

(I am the Bishop of ROM!)


--- PPoint 1.76
 * Origin: Cyberpope pointing via the Milky Way! (1:153/307.11)