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Skriven 2005-06-03 02:29:42 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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Ha ha...A man came home VERY late, drunk as a skunk, to find his
wife waiting for him at the door.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" she screams.

"It's FOUR IN THE MORNING!"

He says, "Aww, I just stopped at this bar.  I was only going
to have one drink...but this bar, it was incredible.
EVERYTHING in it was gold-plated.  They had a gold rail
under the bar, gold ashtrays, they served the drinks in gold shot
glasses, the table posts were all gold-plated, even the mirror behind
the bar was gold.  The cash register was gold. I was so amazed by all
this gold, I just kept ordering drinks, so I could stay in the bar and
look at it.  Hell, even when I went to the Men's Room to take a leak,
they had gold-plated urinals... Man, I want to tell you, it was
wonderful."

"I don't believe that story for one goddamn minute," his
wife said.  "What was this place called?"

"Hell," he replies, "I can't remember... I got too drunk,
and I forgot."

"You're gonna have to prove it to me tomorrow when you sober up, or I'm
going to divorce you!" she said.

The next day, the man looks through the Yellow Pages under "BARS", but
none of the names ring a bell.  He decides that he'll call all the bars
listed, and ask the bartenders about the decor in their establishments.
He's called about 50 bars so far, and still no luck.  Finally, he calls
one bar, asks his question, and the bartender says that, yes, they are
the bar with all the gold-plated stuff.

"Here," the man says, handing the phone to his wife.  "Ask
this bartender if I'm lying!"

The wife gets on the line, and begins to ask the bartender about all the
things her husband had told her about on the previous night... the rail,
the shot glasses, the mirrors, the table posts, the cash register, etc.
etc. Finally, she says, "Now, this may seem like a strange question, but
my husband says you even have gold-plated urinals...  Do you?"

The bartender puts the phone down on the bar, and she hears
him yell "HEY LOUIE!!  I think I know who took a leak in
your saxophone..."



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