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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
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. T> III                     Page: 09

Mary Had A Little Lamb
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Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon

Mary had a little lamb,
It hops and hops and hops,
It hopped into the butcher shop,
And ended up as chops...

Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was white as snow.
Mary passed the buthchers shop,
but the lamb went by too slow.

Mary had a little lamb
given hers to keep
it followed her around until
it died from lack of sleep

Mary had a little lamb
An intellectual nit
It never passed it's first exam
Because it couldn't sit

So Mary had her little lamb
With vegies and mint sauce
"Oh little lamb" she cried
"I'm as hungry as a horse."

Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too `cause he was gay

Mary had a little lamb
She tied him to the heater
And everytime he turned around
He burned his little peeter!

Mary had a little pig,
she kept it fat and plastered;
and when the price of pork went up,
she shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb,
it vanished one sunny day.
It shuffled off this mortal coil
as chinese takeaway.

Mary had a boyfriend,
A handsome lad was he.
He gave her a lamb for christmas,
And they chopped it up for tea.

Mary had a topless dress,
So sleek, so fine, so airy.
It didn't show the dirty bits,
But oh how it showed Mary.

Mary Had A Little Lamb,
It Had A Touch Of Colic,
She Gave It Brandy Twice A Day,
And Now It's an Alcoholic!!

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb got out,
the bulldog tried to put it back in again.

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was scarlet red.
The reason for this colour scheme
was the pick-axe in it's head.

Mary had a little sheep,
She took to bed with her to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a bear.
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bear.

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the rocking chair
To see if they would get along together.

Mary had a little lamb
A little pork, a little jam.
A little toast, a great big roast
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And boy, how sick our Mary is.

Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries.

Mary had a little lamb
Her daddy shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as coal.
Every time it farted,
soot came out its hole.

Mary had a little lamb
You've heard this one before.
But did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more?

... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]

 

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