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Skriven 2005-06-13 03:49:02 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GP> On (10 Jun 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...

 GS>  GS>  GP> Nah, the sheriff answered, "Hot Diggity! I wisht I'da thunk
   >    >    > that one up instead of losing my last promotion!"
   >    >   G-day George Pope, Cops drink & Drive in North America EH! ;-)
   > Funny
   >-=[09-Jun-2005 09:45, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-
   >  GP> The way I heard it, it was a Kiwi sheriff!
   >   G-day George Pope, no sheriffs down here Mate? '-)

Funny

 -=[10-Jun-2005 18:49, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> Oh well, I must've translated from Kiwi("policeman") into
   > American("sheriff")

  G-day George Pope, now that is a possible the way those Jokers are
                     getting into things down_under KIWI-land!  Just
                     last week the cops purchased 3 <three> humungas
                     General Motors HDvan-type vehicles for policing
                     like they do on ALL the yanky-TV programs......
                     Miami-vice, CSI miami to mention a couple! ;-))

 GP> Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph.
   > Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar.

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 GP> The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down his guard
   > and asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole ?"
   > Bob nonchalantly commented,
   > "You give it a radar detector and stick it at the end of a bridge!

  G-day George Pope, YUP.............those are the same alright!! ;-))

> OBJoke for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Church Awards

As part of our church's confirmation program, I assign mock elections to
each student. For example, "The St. Luke Award", given to the student
most likely to be a doctor. Here are some awards that never quite made it
into the church service.

"The Virgin Mary Award"- To the student most likely to get pregnant, and
have no idea how it happened.

"The Joseph Award"- To the student most likely to have his first child
born in a barn.

"The Stephen Award"- To the student most likely to end up lying around in
the streets -- stoned.

"The Noah Award"- To the student most likely to float around, with
absolutely no idea where in the world he was going to end up.

"The Balaam Award"- To the student most likely to let his ass do the
talking.

"The Moses Award"- To the student most likely to shatter the Ten
Commandments.

"The John the Baptist Award"- To the student most likely to be homeless
and eating bugs.

"The Adam Award"- to the student most likely to get caught naked in
public.

"The Eve Award"- to the student most likely to marry the world's biggest
moron.

"The Adam and Eve Award"- to the students most likely to raise a little
Cain, if they're Abel.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

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