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Skriven 2005-06-16 08:41:26 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 2129 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: F unny
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On (15 Jun 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS> Write the correct word in the blank.  (3 points per question)
 GS>
 GS> 1]  Tickle Me ___balls____.
 GS> 2]  101 ___positions_____.
 GS> 3]  The Berenstain _bra_____.
 GS> 4]  Clifford, the Big _horny___ Dog.
 GS> 5]  __testicular___ Nuggets.
 GS> 6]  __hairpie______ Meals.
 GS> 7]  Please won't you be my __bitch______?
 GS>
 GS>
 GS>
 GS> Section Four -- Problem Solving
 GS>
 GS> Briefly describe the solution to each problem.  (5 points per
 GS> question)
 GS>
 GS> 1]  It is 8:50 a.m.  School starts at 9 a.m.  Where are your car keys?

Either:
a) up high, on the nail, where the brat can't reach
OR
b) somewhere in her digestive processes

 GS> 2]  She says that he started it.  He says she started it.  Who's
 GS> right?

Put 'em in a closet together to duke it out -- only one winner to walk
out.

If you have 3 kids, it's easy to find out who did the wrong thing --
lock em all in a room together for 3 hours, then punish the one with the
black eye!

 GS> 3]  You are attempting to go to the post office with two very large
 GS>     packages, two very small children, zero very close parking places,
 GS>     and
 GS>     one frazzled parent.  How will you accomplish this?

Send the maid/nanny/babysitter/teen child

 GS> 4]  At 7 p.m., you must be at dance class with Debbie, Cub Scouts with
 GS>     Carl, and soccer with Susie.  Without any King Soloman maneuvers,
 GS> how
 GS>     will this be done?

One gets to theirs 30 minutes early, another 15 minutes early, and the
other right on time -- if traffic is bad, too damb bad, they'll all be
late! If the instructor don't like it, too fucking bad, they already
cashed my cheque for dues!

 GS> Section Five -- Essay
 GS>
 GS> Answer the question and defend your choice.  (19 points)
 GS>
 GS> Which of the 'Big V's' has made a bigger contribution to parenting?
 GS>
 GS> Vacuum cleaners, 'Velcro' or the VCR

d) Volume on the headphones of my Sony Discman<tm> as I drown out the
whines, cries, screams, of the little shits that have taken over my
house and ruined my wife's once-tight pussy!


Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
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