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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 20

                     The Things We Do For Love


  A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife.
  The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare
  when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young
  bride.                                                _  _
                                                       ( \/ )
  His wife, as understanding as she was         .---.   \  /   .-"-.
  exciting, told him that all was well         /   6_6   \/   / 4 4 \
  even if he was quick to get out of the       \_  (__\       \_ v _/
  saddle.                                      //   \\        //   \\
                                              ((     ))      ((     ))
  Determined to satisfy this sweet young   ====""===""========""===""====
  thing, the man visited the doctor to           |||            |||   jgs
  get advice.                                     |              |

  "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my
  young wife and I can't satisfy her.  What can I do?"

  The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional
  manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with
  your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy
  her."

  "Okay, Doctor.  If you think that will help."

  Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know
  that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home.

  "Be prepared, my darling.  I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the
  phone.

  Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice.  But where?
  In the office?  The Xerox room?  What if someone walked in on him?

  He got in his truck and began the journey home.

        .--------.__          Soon he decided he would find a spot on the
        |::::::::|[_I___,     road to pull over, climb underneath the
        |_.-.____I__.-~;|     truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear
    jgs  `(_)--------(_)"     axle, and do the deed there.

  A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his
  eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his "therapy".

  A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy
  session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg.

  Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoy-
  ing, he said, "Yes?"

  "Sir, I'm with the Police Department.  Could you tell me what you are
  doing, please?" said the officer.

  "Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied confi-
  dently.

  "Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there, because
  your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago!!"

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