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Skriven 2004-09-26 06:39:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Bye bye. . . . . . .
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GS> No worries dear, I'm BACK! George Pope put ME right with an internet
GS> connection & software on Milkyway! Still getting it configed. ;-)

There was a temporary glitch with the offline mail -- should be okay now, I
believe (as you can see from my origin, I'm hailing from the Milky Way!)

And more errors:

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A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for 
three
months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply 
boat
to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to 
London.
The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was
dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any
place to sit down. Finally he found a compartment with seats facing 
each
other; there was room for two people on each seat.  On one side sat 
only
a proper looking, older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the
empty seat beside her.

"Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked.  The lady was insulted;
"You Americans are so rude" she said, "can't you see my dog is 
sitting
there"?
He walked through the train once more and still could not find a 
seat.
He found himself back at the same place. "Lady, I love dogs - have a
couple at home - so I would be glad to hold your dog if I can sit 
down"
he said.
The lady replied "You Americans are not only rude you are arrogant" 
she
said.
He leaned against the wall for a time, but was so tired he finally 
said
"Lady, I've been on the front lines in Europe for three months with 
not
a decent rest for all that time; could I please sit there and hold 
your
dog?"
The lady replied "you Americans are not only rude and arrogant, you 
are
also obnoxious."
With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in, picked up the dog,
threw it out the window, and sat down. The lady was speechless.
An older, neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the other seat
spoke up. "Young man, I do not know if all you Americans fit the
lady's
description of you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a lot 
of
things wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you hold your
fork with the wrong hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong 
bitch
out of the window."


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