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Skriven 2004-09-26 13:16:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
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GS>    I'm to do all of this with just a piece of chalk, a few books and a
GS>    bulletin board, and on a starting salary that qualifies my family
GS>    for food stamps in many states.
GS>
GS>    Is that all? Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've
GS>    never been hurt before, and Dance like no one is watching!

Lazy bitch!

Imagine if she were somewhat older:


                          1872 Rules for Teachers
                                      
                         Oldest Wooden Schoolhouse
                                      
                             St. Augustine, FL
                                      
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             (The rules are from St. Augustine, not the photo)
                                      
                                      
                                      
    1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean chimneys.
       
    2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of coal
       for the day's session.
       
    3. Make your pens carefully.  You may whittle nibs to the individual
       taste of the pupils.
       
    4. Men teachers may take one evening each week for courting purposes,
       or two evenings a week if they go to church regularly.
       
    5. After ten hours in school, the teachers may spend the remaining
       time reading the Bible or other good books.
       
    6. Women teachers who marry or engage in unseemly conduct will be
       dismissed.
       
    7. Every teacher should lay aside from each day's pay a goodly sum of
       his earnings for his benefit during his declining years so that he
       will not become a burden on society.
       
    8. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor in any form, frequents pool or
       public halls, or gets shaved in a barber shop will give good
       reason to suspect his worth, intention, integrity and honesty.
       
    9. The teacher who performs his labor faithfully and without fault
       for five years will be given an increase of twenty-five cents per
       week in his pay, providing the Board of Education approves.
       
                                      
   
   Norms and values
   Rules for teachers in 1915 
   
   
   1. You will not marry during the term of your contract.
   
   2. You are not to keep company with men.
   
   3. You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m. and 6 a.m. unless
   attending a school function.
   
   4. You may not loiter downtown in ice cream stores.
   
   5. You may not travel beyond city limits unless you have the
   permission of the chairman of the board.
   
   6. You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any man unless he
   is your father or brother.
   
   7. You may not smoke cigarettes.
   
   8. You may not dress in bright colors.
   
   9. You may under no circumstances dye your hair.
   
   10. You must wear at least two petticoats.
   
   11. Your dresses must not be any shorter than two inches above the
   ankle.
   
   12. To keep the school room neat and clean, you must:
   
   * sweep the floor at least once daily
   * scrub the floor at least once a week with hot, soapy water
   * clean the blackboards at least once a day
   * start the fire at 7 a.m. so the room will be warm by 8 a.m.
   


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