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Skriven 2005-07-06 07:31:18 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GP> On (04 Jul 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...

 GS>    > gives it a complete examination and say "I can't find a thing
   >    > wrong
   >    > with it". The man says "I know!! Fucking beautiful, aint it??"
   >
   > F unny way for a joker to buy/con/recieve pecker_coments! EH. '-)

 GP> What the hell, our doctors are free here!

  G-day George Pope, good to hear your doctors working for nothing! '-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

   Early one morning a sheepherder was moving his flock from one pasture
to another when something frightened the animals. They bolted onto the
road, and nothing the shepherd did could bring them under control. He
was worried because soon the morning traffic would be upon them.

   As he became more and more frantic, a truck rounded the bend. It
stopped suddenly in front of the running sheep and a suitcase fell out
of the back. The shepherd stared in amazement as his flock stopped
running and walked slowly across the road.

   As the driver of the truck got out to retrieve his suitcase the
shepherd said that that was the most amazing thing he'd ever seen.

    The driver replied, "I've always been told I had, a case that would
stop a flock."


> OBPersonals: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Your place or mine?  Divorced man, 42, with fleishig dishes only.
Seeking woman with nice milchig set.  Object macaroni.  POB 77.

Professional Jewish athlete, winner of Davis Cup, America Cup,
Stanley Cup.  Seeking non-Jewish woman.  Goyishe Cup.  POB 58.

Nice Jewish accountant, 31.  Looking for a "10", 25-30, 5'-5'6",
95-105 lbs., 36-24-36, area code 212, 718, or 201.  I've got your
number.  POB 1099.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the blech.  Heimishe
balabusta, 39, will cook you such a tzimmes.  Hurry, it's getting
cold.  POB 96.

Eh, shalom aleichem... So maybe you want to meet me, although all
right, you probably don't.  Nu, so if you change your mind, maybe
epess you'll write me, but if not, it's OK, I understand.  My
name is Shaya Bochur.  POB 55.

Successful orthodox diamond cutter.  Both Shea and Yankee
Stadium.  No Shabbos games.  Will not mow lawn during s'firah.
Seeking wife.  POB 41.

Matzo supplier, 53, seeks cloth bag manufacturer.  Let's play
"Hide the Afikomen."  POB 67.

Looking for a great husband?  "Mr. Dependable," always there for
you.  A faithful companion at all times.  Your salvation in any
emergency.  No Saturday or Holiday calls, please.  POB 92.

Divorced?  Looking for someone to play with?  Sign on with us,
the New York Gets.  Games all season.  Switch hitters welcome.
POB 74.

Conservative rabbi, 45, I count women for the minyan and call
them up to the Torah.  Seeking female to make aliyah.  POB 50.

Businessman, 51, manufactures Jewish novelty items: chai chairs,
chai-fi stereos, chai ball glasses, chai jump equipment.  Seeks
woman with chai standards.  POB 13.

Sincere rabbinical student, 27.  Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av,
Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar
B'Tammuz.  Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.
POB 90.

Shul gabbai, 36.  I take out the Torah Saturday morning.  Would
like to take you out Saturday night.  Please write.  POB 81.

Single, attractive, successful, self-absorbed woman, 34, seeks to
save money by spending yours.  POB 27.

You're probably wondering why an accomplished PhD, LLB, MBA,
DDS, MD, and Rhodes Scholar like me isn't married yet.  I'm a
meeskeit.  POB 766.

Very pretty, slim, lulav would like to meet fragrant, squeezable
esrog.  Let's do hoshanas together.  Pitum a must.  POB 677.

Mama's boy from Brooklyn, seeks wife willing to suffer abuse from
my Mommy.  POB 424.

Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful
Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house.  POB 843.

Boychik seeking girlchik.  POB 617.

What's a menorah without it's shammes?  Available Jewish woman,
37, seeks man to light her fire.  POB 566.

Crossing Delancey?  Make a left on Orchard Street.  Follow Hester
two blocks to Rivington.  Turn left on Grand.  That's where I
live.  Come visit.  POB 457.

I enjoy long walks, candlelight dinners, sailing, travel to
Europe, and I think this ad should be in New York Magazine
instead.  Sorry.

Classy carrot seeking sugar daddy to make tzimmes together.
Prunes need not apply.  POB 66.

I've had it all: herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and
four of the ten plagues.  Now I'm ready to settle down.  So where
are all the nice Jewish men hiding?  POB 68.

Jewish man, watches TV on Friday night with time clock, eats fish
at non-kosher restaurants, doesn't wear yarmulke at work.  Modern
Orthodox.  POB 98.

Kiss me, kiss my mezuzah.  Sincere Jewish female, 29, looking for
honest, hard working, observant Jewish zivig to share Shabbos,
yom tov, mikvah.  POB 322.

SFDJMBA -- Do I have to spell out everything for you?  POB 333.

If I were sour cream and you were a blintze, what kind of filling
would you have?  Single Jewish woman, loves to cook, wants to
satisfy your appetite.  POB 987.

BT with TB seeks FFB RN with RX of TLC.  Initially I'm a nice
guy.  POB 676.

I was Queen Esther in my 2nd grade Hebrew school play.  Now I'm
playing the role in real life.  Buy me.  Get me.  Do me.  POB 333.

I get too hungry for Diva at 8.  I love The Phantom and never
come late.  Won't dish the dirt 'cause it's housework I hate.
That's why the lady is a JAP.  POB 456.

Yeshiva graduate, 38, handsum, carring, sinsere.  Wood make gud
huzband.  Seeks frum girl with publick schul background to help
me with my speling.  POB 345.


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