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Skriven 2005-07-06 07:36:58 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GP> On (04 Jul 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>    > It shows a lady dancing some fancy step moves with her golden
   >    > retriever!
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   >   G-day George Pope, sure send it, sounds interesting! '-)

Funny

 -=[05-Jul-2005 10:28, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> Like I said, if/when I find it again, it's yours!

  G-day George Pope, like I said thanks in advance eh! '-)

 GP> Song & Dance?

I love my Job
I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he's the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my Office and its location -
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
  and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded Cell!
  There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my Peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my Computer and all its Software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each Program and every File,
I try to understand once in a while!!

I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest Slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this Work: I love these Chores.
I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

I love my Job - I'll say it again -
I even love these friendly Men -
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband.  After
the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor
for a piece of paper and a pen.  Although a strange request, he complied,
and the man quickly wrote something, then handed the folded piece of
paper to the doctor.  He told him to read it as soon as they had left.

The doctor thought that the man perhaps had an embarrassing medical
complaint he didn't want to talk about in front of his wife, so the
doctor didn't hesitate in obeying the request.  Once the couple had left
the room, the doctor sat down and read the piece of paper.  It's contents
were thus:

"Doctor, your fly is undone!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated
young girl.  Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you
knew what I have, you would give me your seat."  The girl gets up and
gives up her the seat to the old lady.

It is hot, so the girl then takes out a fan and starts fanning herself.
The woman looks up and says, "If you knew what I have, you would give me
that fan."  The girl gives her the fan, too.

Fifteen minutes later, the woman gets up and says to the bus driver,
"Stop, I want to get off here."  The bus driver tells her he has to drop
her at the next corner, not in the middle of the block.

With her hand across her chest, she tells the driver, "If you knew what I
have, you would let me off the bus right here."  The bus driver pulls
over and opens the door to let her out.  As she's walking out of the bus,
he asks, "Madam, what is it you have? "

The old  woman looks at him and nonchalantly replies, "Chutzpah."


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