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Skriven 2005-07-06 07:48:32 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
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 GP> On (04 Jul 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
   >   G-day George Pope, corps do put monies into thier own Profits....
   >                      what profit has any government ever made?????

Funny

 -=[05-Jul-2005 10:34, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> Well, the current US government has made a tidy profit for
   > Halliburton!

  G-day George Pope, sure the Halliburtin must be a real winning gov/div
                     or  maybe the presidents_mate, but more than likely
                     a FAT northern hemisphere c o r p o r a t i o n! eh

 GS>  GP> The government says we need to tighten our belts -- I'd be all
   >    > for that if I could just tighten it around their overfed little
   >    > NECKS!!!
   >   Again George Pope, you voted em in...now you want to kill em? ;-)

 GP> I didn't vote them in!  I voted for the OTHER guy!

  Again George Pope, they're the same-old anyway r i g h t!!! '-)

 GS>  GP> Neither -- we elect them because we're told we should, and we
   >    > go do so! And this way we are convinced that WE are selecting
   >    > our leaders,
   >    > so everything they do is made out to be our own choice!
   >   Again George Pope, the system has been working eh! '-)

 GP> Really? in what country? on what planet?

  WELL George Pope, guess everywhere, cause the governments are there! '-)

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