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Skriven 2004-09-27 21:59:34 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Book
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Funny

 -=[26-Sep-2004 12:26, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GS> So Dorothy jumps in and says, "No no Edna.  Don't listen to Mary.
 GS> Before my husband gets home from work, I get completely naked and get
 GS> on my bed an pull my legs back behind my head.  When he walks in,
 GS> INSTANT erection."

 :'(  Where's the rest of the story?

  G-day George Pope, sorry Mate, use your imagination....
                     better yet let me draw you a picture OK! ;-)

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> OBGroaner: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

 War

  The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.

  "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?"

  Not surprisingly, all hands went up.

  The teacher asked, "Who'll give us the reason for being opposed to war?"

  A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.

  "Johnny?" the teacher said.

  "I hate war," Johnny said, "because wars make history, I hate History!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Hasenpheffer!

The newlyweds had been married only a few months but she realized that
the magic had gone from the marriage.

As he sat at the breakfast table, head buried in the newspaper, she
cried "What's wrong, honey?  What am I doing wrong?  What's missing from
our marriage?"

"Hasenpheffer!" he exclaimed.

"Hasenpheffer?  What's Hasenpheffer?" she asked.

"Well, its kinda like a rabbit stew in a tomato sauce.  My mom used to
cook me the greatest Hasenpheffer all the time.  You never cook me
Hasenpheffer."

"That's it?" she cried, fantasies of marital bliss rushing through her
mind.  "Honey, when you get home tonight, you're gonna have the best
Hasenpheffer you ever tasted!"

"Great, honey." he said as he left for work.  "I can hardly wait."

So she gets her "Joy of Cooking" and finds a great Hasenpheffer recipe,
makes a shopping list and as she heads for the door the phone rings.
Its her girlfriend Mavis and like a typical woman she winds up spending
the rest of the morning and part of the afternoon gossiping on the
phone.

Suddenly she realizes the time and, fearing her dreams of connugial
bliss are in serious jeopardy,  hangs up the phone, jumps in the car and
speeds to the supermarket.

She grabs a rabbit from the butcher, gets a bottle of tomato sauce,
swiftly grabs the requisite vegetables and spices, and rushes through
the check-out counter.

As she dashes out to her car, she catches her heel on the curb,
stumbles, and drops the grocery bag on the ground.  Looking at the mess
on the ground, she realizes that her marriage is surely doomed and sits
down on the curb and starts to cry hysterically.

Up walks a drunk,  sees the bawling lady,  looks at the mess between her
legs and says,

"Don't cry lady.  He woulda been an idiot, anyway.  Just look at his
ears!"



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... George, better find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition!

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