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Skriven 2005-07-10 14:37:17 av ceri@twmba.net
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From: "Rai" <ceri@twmba.net>
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A blonde goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with 
her finger she says: Doc it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my 
neck hurts, and even my head hurts! Doc what's wrong? The doctor answers: 
Your finger is broken!

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists 
are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals. 

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. 'In English,' he 
said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such 
as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no 
language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A voice from the 
back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.' 

A priest, a nun, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a cowboy, a lawyer, a salesman, 
and a blonde all walk in to a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, is this some 
kind of joke?" 

A ship was carrying a cargo of yo-yos, bound for San Francisco from Hong 
Kong. It was hit by a typhoon and sank twenty-three times. 

Bill and Hillary Clinton were out for a walk, when Hillary exclaimed: Bill, 
I used to date that man! Realizing that she was pointing to a gas jockey, 
Bill exclaimed: Wow, just think, you could have been married to a gas 
jockey! Hillary's answer: Actually Bill, just think - that man could have 
been President of the United States! 

Called up the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms regional office and 
asked: What wine goes best with an M-16? The guy who answered did his best 
to be helpful: That depends. What are you smoking? 

Do you know the difference between God and a neurosurgeon? God doesn't think 
he is a neurosurgeon! 

Do you prefer Spanish, French or Italian cooking? I don't mind. I want a 
boiled egg. 

Hickory, dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, 
and the other two escaped with minor injuries. 


Rai
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A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare! 


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