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Skriven 2005-08-09 04:38:38 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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    Cinderella was working late one night in front of her computer,
making sure her evil half-sisters live sex  web site was working
properly. After some hot lesbian sex on the web-cam, the evil three
half-sisters went out to a local bar and told little Cinderella to
clean the computers hard drive and rebuild the network before they
came home.

    Toiling away over a stack of technical manuals, Cinderella found
the e-mail invitation to the Princes Ball. Since only the pretty women
went and the computer nerds had to stay home, Cinderella posted a wish
on a newsgroup, and received a reply granting her one invitation to
the Princes Ball.

    Little Cinderella logged onto Ebay and found the perfect clothing
for the Princes Ball. She would have just gone to the closet of her
three evil half-sisters, but she didn't want to dress like a Jerry
Springer guest, besides, none of the clothing would have fit her
95-pound petite body with real 32DD breasts.

    On Ebay, little Cinderella purchased a short red dress, black
stockings, a garter belt, and a pair of glass stiletto high-heel
shoes, and paid for it all with Cybercash. Now all she needed was to
have her hair done and to find a way to get to the ball.

    After rebuilding the network again because one of her half-sisters
poured coffee on the server, little Cinderella scoured the couch and
lounge chair used by her half-sisters johns for loose change. After an
exhaustive Internet search, little Cinderella found a local company
that would let give her a ride to the ball in one of their limousines,
but she would be dropped off late and would have to leave early to
accommodate the regular paying customers. This would also prevent her
evil half-sisters from knowing she went to the ball.

    Little Cinderella then found a hair stylist who was open the
evening of the ball, but could not afford the fee, so she made the
hair stylist a deal - She would do Cinderella's hair without using
mouse or hair spray to cut costs.

    Cinderella went to the ball, late, and caught the attention of the
Prince. The Prince went over to little Cinderella, and asked her to
dance. Just as she was about to say yes, Little Cinderella's pager
went off, and she had to excuse herself and run back to the limousones
before she lost her only ride home. On the way out, her exquisitely
coifed hair fell apart into simple curls, so she jumped into the back
of the limousines and headed home, unfortunately, she lost her shoes
on the way to the car.

    The next day the Prince has scoured the country's email looking
for the only woman who stood him up on a dance request. Little
Cinderella saw the e-mail posting, but was scared to answer the prince
because her sisters may find out, so she registered for an anonymous
e-mail account, and replied to the prince's e-mail.

    Not knowing whom the mail came from; the price called in the FBI
for assistance. Soon, the e-mail was tracked to Cinderella's house,
and the prince asked the three sisters to try the shoes on. The first
sister's feet were too long. The second sister's feet were too wide.
The third sister's feet smelled bad. After some commotion, little
Cinderella came out and asked to try the shoes on. The three evil
sisters tried to get her to go back to her computer, as they wanted a
second chance at the glass stiletto high heel shoes.

    The prince called her forward, and she tried the shoes on, and
they fit. The prince asked her to walk, and instantly recognized the
wiggle, and proposed marriage. Two hours later they were off to Vegas,
and were married in the All-Night-Drive-Through-Elvis-Wedding-Chapel.

    Cinderella's half-sisters, Marsha, Jan and Harvey were never able
to keep their Internet server running without the help of little
Cindy, and were forced to work for the rest of their lives in small
office cubicles without Internet access. Cinderella and her prince
lived cyberly ever after.

© 1999, Fred Taub



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