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On (09 Aug 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> Great!  The repairs have worked on this end!
 GS>
 GS> What repairs did you make? The MilkyWay BBs is down & Gone!! '-(

Not on Milky Way, of course :'(

But on my point, that's why I said "on THIS end". . .
(you might note the new origin line on my messages?)

 GS>                       Simpson's Chalk Board Writings

Another collection from TV. . .

If you change the channel from that cartoon a couple over, you might get
some sports!


 Baseball Quotes Hall of Fame
By Bill Marsano
Excerpted from "Kiwi In Flight" magazine, Oct./Nov. 94 issue

"The Mets have shown me ways to lose I never even knew existed."
 -- Casey Stengel, 1962

"I told him I wasn't tired. He told me, 'No, but the outfielders
sure are.'"
 -- Texas Rangers pitcher Jim Kern on the manager who removed him
    from a game, 1979

"Our pain isn't as bad as you might think. Dead people don't
suffer."
 -- Red Sox pitcher Bill Lee, whose team had blown six games
    against the Yankees late in the 1978 season

"The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee
Freeze in the Little League."
 -- Houston Astros pitcher Dave Smigh, after his team fell behind
    the Cincinnati Reds by 14 runs -- in the first inning.

"When Charlie Finley had his heart operation it took eight hours.
Seven just to find his heart."
 -- Oakland A's pitcher Steve McCatty, 1981

"He makes too many senseless errors. He has this little gong that
goes off, saying, 'Hey, this time I'll do something different.'
That's when I swallow my tobacco."
 -- San Francisco Giants manager Charlie Fox, on Tito Fuentes, his
    second baseman, 1973

"I get tired of hearing my ballplayers bellyache all the time. They
should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
 -- San Diego Padres president Buzzie Bavasi, 1973

"He'd go into the vault to get a nickel change."
 -- St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Enos "Country" Slaughter, on
    general manager Branch Rickey, 1934

"It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't still here -- George would have
him bat seventh and say he's overweight."
 -- New York Yankees third baseman Graig Nettles on owner George
    Steinbrenner (a.k.a. Babe Ruthless)

"A shave, please, but don't cut my throat. I may want to do it later
myself."
 -- Casey Stengel to his barber, when Stengel managed the Brooklyn
    Dodgers in 1935

"Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew
and he doesn't stay out late -- and he still can't hit."
 -- Casey Stengel as Yankees manager in 1956, on second baseman
    Bobby Richardson

"I knew I was in for a long year when we lined up for the national
anthem on opening day and one of my players said, 'Every time I hear
that song I have a bad game.'"
 -- Pittsburgh Pirates manager Jim Leyland, 1986

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third."
 -- Los Angeles Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda, on catcher Mike
    Scioscia, 1988


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