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Skriven 2005-08-10 20:33:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: F unny
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GP>On (09 Aug 05) Greg Sears wrote to Maurice Kinal...
  > GS>   Has New Mexico been improved?

BBS: Dark Crystal Date: 08-09-05 (15:21) GEORGE POPE replied To: GREG SEARS
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GP>More like how long can they be around & still called "new"
  > GS>   How come nobody ever says they are from "downstate" New York?
  >Some do -- our friend, Cindy, does. . .

Of course forgot about this Seila! '-)

GP> GS>   If Quebec leaves Canada where are they going to go?
  >Who cares -- just get them the fuck out of here ASAP!

Ha ha....how do you move one of the largest provinces in the East? '-)

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