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Skriven 2005-08-11 01:54:48 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av WAYNE CHIRNSIDE
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FUNNY 
     :: WAYNE CHIRNSIDE Put A SMILE on GREG SEARS's  DIAL #[:-)]
     :: While reading "F unny"


 WC> I think my relatives cards are up over 50K by now but OTOH
   > they've seemed to improve their debt situation some.

G-day Mate,

Now that is F unny......cause it's someone else in debt not me! '-)

OBJoke:

ADOPT A BIGFOOT

Bigfoot, a shadowy creature of the woods, has decided to embrace
civilization as we know it.  After many, many years without a shave,
haircut, or bath, Sasquatch has decided to become a member of urban
society.  In true capitalist fashion, Bigfoot is ready to plunge in, and
reap the benefits of this great industrial nation.  Says Bigfoot, "I am
tired of maintaining this myth-like creature status.  The responsibility
of showing up for a rare cameo appearance or photo opportunity is
sickening.  Frankly, I don't want to wander around in the woods all damn
day.  How would you like getting dingleberries every time you went to
the bathroom.  No, I want a posh padded toilet, a T.V., an electric
razor, obsession cologne to drive the chicks mad, and a BMW!"  Bigfoot
needs your help and is looking for a good home!

Ironically, there are some people who are not happy with Bigfoot's
choice to become a civilized yuppie.  Recently, Bigfoot was kidnapped
while eating a Big Mac at McDonald's.  The radical environmental group
called Dirt First, rushed in and took Bigfoot's Big Mac ... 5 minutes
later, after realizing the mistake they had made, Dirt First members
rushed back in to grab Bigfoot.  Says Dirt First leader Happy Trails,
"We cannot allow Bigfoot to become adopted into any home.  This could
prove disastrous to any wild Bigfoot population.  If Bigfoot were to
introduce T.V. dinners, Sony Playstations, or Barry Manilow's greatest
hits into the wild, whole Bigfoot populations could suffer terribly, and
lose their traditional subsistence way of life."

Says Bigfoot, "Heck, all I want is to live a normal life.  You know,
shop at Walmart, drink lattes, and go into debt.  Is that too much to
ask for?"  As for any plans to move back into the wild.  Says Bigfoot,
"Are you kidding?  I have an agent now, and am making big bucks touring
the country on America's talk show circuit.  Heck, next week I get to be
on the Jerry Springer show!  Wow, I can't wait."

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