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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 13

                           Halloween Q & A               ,
                                                       _/(_
                                                       {\\
 Q. Why don't witches like to ride their               /;_)
    brooms when they're angry?                      =='/ <===<<<
 A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!           \__\
                                                         ``    jgs
 Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
 A. No body

        .-.               Q. What do skeletons say before they begin
       (e.e)                 dining?
        (m)               A. Bone appetite!
      .-="=-.  W
     // =T= \\,/          Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    () ==|== ()           A. Dayscare centers
     \  =V=
      M(oVo)              Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
       // \\              A. His ghoul friend.
      //   \\
     ()     ()            Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain
      \\    ||               storm?
 jgs   \'   '|            A. Benjamin Frankenstein     ___
     =="     "==                                      /oo \_
                                                    __\ - / )
 Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?              (__     /
 A. Ice Scream                                       /     \
                                               jgs  /      _\
 Q. What's a monster's favorite play?               `"""""``  
 A. Romeo and Ghouliet

       _.--""""--._           Q. What do witches put on their hair?
     .'   /\       '.         A. Scare spray
    /   _/__\_  ^V^  \
   /     {'\\\        \       Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi
   |      / `\    ___ |          with a ghost?
   | ====/=/  )==<I-=-|       A. Bamboo
   \      <  <    ``` /
    \      \ /       /        Q. What's a haunted chicken?
     '._    `     _.'         A. A poultry-geist
 jgs    '--....--'

 Q. How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?
 A. He has a big D on his pajamas

 Q. What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa
    monster?
 A. Grandma monster                            ,               ,
                                              / \             / \
 Q. Why did the monster eat a light          |/\ \    _,_    / /\|
    bulb?                                    || \ |.-"   "-.| / ||
 A. Because he was in need of a light        ||  / -.\\ //.- \  ||
    snack                                    \\_ |  /o`^'o\  | _//
                                              `--|  `"/ \"`  |--`
 Q. Why are most monsters covered in             ; |\__"__/| ;
    wrinkles?                                     \\ \/^\/ //
 A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?         \\     //
                                                jgs \\-.-//
 Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?            \`"`/
 A. Boo boos                                          `'`

 Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
 A. Because of his coffin

          .-"""".                 Q. Why do mummies make excellent
         /       \                   spies?
     __ /   .-.  .\               A. They're good at keeping things
    /  `\  /   \/  \                 under wraps
    |  _ \/   .==.==.
    | (   \  /____\__\            Q. What kind of cereal do monsters
     \ \      (_()(_()               eat?
      \ \            '---._       A. Ghost-Toasties
       \                   \_
    /\ |`       (__)________/     Q. What kind of monster is safe to
   /  \|     /\___/                  put in the washing machine?
  |    \     \||VV                A. A wash and wear wolf
  |     \     \|"""",
  |      \     ______)            Q. What's the first thing ghosts do
  \       \  /`                      when they get into a car?
  jgs      \(                     A. They boo-kle their seatbelts

 Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
 A. Count Duckula

 Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn
    flakes?
 A. A cereal killer                                    /      \
                                                    \  \  ,,  /  /
 Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?        '-.`\()/`.-'
 A. Because if they were small and round and        .--_'(  )'_--.
    smooth they'd be M&Ms                          / /` /`""`\ `\ \
                                                    |  |  ><  |  |
 Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the        \  \      /  /
    monster party?                               jgs    '.__.'
 A. Because everyone was a goblin!

 Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
 A. With a pumpkin patch.

 Q. What do you get when you reach out to touch a ghost?
 A. A handful of "sheet"


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