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Skriven 2006-05-23 08:21:26 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: funnies from another
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 GS>    >  GP> If it wasn't lit, what's she worried about?
   >    >   G-day George Pope, then why bother?
   >-=> 02-May-2006 22:47, George Pope replied in a message to Greg Sears <=-
   >  GP> So she should only bother if he lights his cock on FIRE???
   >
   >      A short fuse.. aka a short dick! YOU know what that meens EH!!! ;-)))

 Echo: FUNNY
 Date: 15-May-2006 07:42
 Read:" Re: funnies from another "
 George Pope Put A SMILE on Greg Sears's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GP> It means the guy was from Down Under?
   > Certainly wasn't a Canuck!

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

                  FREDDIES DEAD, A POEM


             (Sung to Bum Me a Man Rhapsody)

                  Is this the real life,
                 Is this just fantasy ?,
                Caught with my pants down,
                 No escape from reality,
   Open your thighs look up to the skies and feel.....
                  I'm just a small boy,
                  Live out of fantasies,
           Because is easy it in, easy it out,
              I won't stop, till you shout,
               Put it where the wind blows,
          Always alright, by me....., by me.....

                 Mama, just killed a man
               I was giving him some head,
             Gave him aids and now he's dead,
                 Mama, I'd not even cum,
            But now I've blown them all away,
                  Mama, ooh ooh ooh ooh,
               Didn't mean to make you cry,
           If I've not cum this time tomorrow,
                   Carry on, carry on,
               Until my arse is shattered.

               Too late, you've had my bum,
               Send shivers down my spine,
               Bottom aching all the time,
        Good-bye everybody, five got aids you know,
                 I was taken from behind,
                    It sent me blind,
                  Mama, ooh ooh ooh ooh,
                   I don't want to die,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been blown at all.....

           I see a little silhouetto of a man,
     Have a go, have a go you can do the gang bango,
                Thunderbolt and lightning,
              You can stick it tight in me.
           Fucking gay... ooh, Fucking gay... o
           Fucking gay... ooh, Fucking gay... o
           take me where the dead go......bonk
                  Magnifico- o, o, o, o,

           I'm just a rent boy, nobody pays me,
         He's just a rent boy from a gay family,
       Don't really mind who sticks a willy in me,
         Easy suck, easy blow, let me have a go,
    Bishmillah no, bishmilla we will not let you blow,
                  Will not let you blow,
        Never never never never let you blow.....
                  No no no no no no no,
      Oh mama mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me blow,"
    Beelzabub has a devil put a blob on meee, on meee,
                     On, meeeeeeeeeee

   So you think you can shag me and Fuck up my life ?,
     If you do I will run and tell this to you wife,
          Oh, babies, I just wanna have babies,
    Just take it out, just take it out of my ear.....

         Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
 My arsehole is in ruins, arsehole is in ruins for free.


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

            THE GAS BOARD

These are genuine extracts from letters and complaints received by the
the Northern Gas Board. Complaints regarding placing of appliances and
meters etc.

Can you move the meter so it wont cause an obstruction in my passage.

The electric man did it through the floorboards, but your man put it in
my front passage where everyone could see it.

I don't like it as much in my kitchen as I did in the shop window.

Since you put a new pipe from the mains to our house, my husband and I
dread going to bed because of slight discharge, we think there is a leak
just after it enters.

I told my husband it was safe to leave it in all night, but he wont, if
he comes to the showroom can the lady satisfy him behind the counter and
talk him out of it.

I was told mine was no good but if it is altered I can get the North Sea
in.

I have heard that there are two ways you can have it, and it worked out
cheaper the more you got if you have it the other way.

I'm not satisfied with the apprentice, so will you send a man to
do me properly.

My wife will ready for your man if you let her know when he's coming on
a postcard.

I will try to pay before the end of the month because my husband would
be very surprised if you cut it off without telling him.

My husband is pretty handy, but he's says your man can do it better
because of their tools.

It has got slack with use and my husband can't make it tight no matter
how he tries, so for the time being we are making do with the old ring.

My slot is not blocked now, but your men made an awful mess banging
their tools on the walls.

Since making an arrangement with your salesman I am having a baby and
would like to change it for a drying cabinet.

My neighbor has a bigger one than I have and it makes a difference to
her water when she fills the bath.

My husband is under the impression that I was getting it at reduced
rates, but your salesman didn't use his head and got me into trouble.

It is about time your workmen came back to fill the hole, because we
are fed up with having it on the street, it a big attraction and we are
getting children buy the dozen.

The woman who is after my house says she is not keen on it, so if she
gets it can your man stand by to take it out before she comes.


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