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Skriven 2005-12-10 21:26:12 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: All Business
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 GP> On (08 Dec 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
   >  GP> Hundreds of them, actually!
   >    Greetings George Pope, hummm don't give a flying fuck EH! '-)

 Echo: FUNNY

 [ 09-Dec-2005 12:32, IN a Message to Greg Sears ]

    George Pope's carefully thought out reply was. . . . . .

 GP> Then why'd you ask?

   Greetings George Pope, oh well I guess if the true story was told
                           the reason I asked would be "I can!" ;-)

 GS> OK............so how many Jews does it take to put up a X-mas tree?
   > '-)

 Echo: FUNNY

 [ 09-Dec-2005 12:32, IN a Message to Greg Sears ]

    George Pope's Second answer was. . . . . .

 GP> Quite a few, actually!
   > 1 to put it up
   > 1 to help put it up, because he's obviously doing it wrong
   > 1 to point out that Christmas trees aren't Jewish
   > 1 to point out that we live in America now, not Israel
   > 1 to point out that it's the wrong kind of tree
   > 1 to point out that it's the exact RIGHT kind of tree, you schmuck!
   > 1 to say it was better in the old days
   > 1 to say, "get with the times, old man!"
   > 1 to make a bet that it won't be straight
   > 4 to take that bet
   > 1 to pour glasses of Manischevitz wine to celebrate
   > (all drink)
   > 8 to gamble with the dreidle while those yutzes finish the job
   > 1 to moan that it's taking too long & the kids will be here
   > before it's ready (usually the wife)

   Greetings George Pope, sounds like the entire family eh!! Nice! '0


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

   Reverend Henry Ward Beecher entered Plymout church one Sunday and
found several letters awaiting him.  He opened one and found it
contained the single word, "Fool."  Quietly and with becoming
seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words;

   "I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and
forgetting to sign his name,  but this is the only instance I
have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write
the letter."

> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  "You're a minister, huh?"

  "Yes, I am."

  "What church?"

  "Baptist."

  "Oh,  you're the narrow-minded bunch that believes only their
group  is going to heaven."

  "I'm even more narrow-minded than that.  I don't think all of
OUR group are going to make it!"


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