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Skriven 2004-10-20 03:25:10 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: A Story
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 Echo: Funny
 Date: 17-Oct-2004 11:01
 Subj: Re: A Story
 George Pope wrote IN a Message to GREG SEARS 

 GP> Oh, I'm sorry, we speak ENGLISH in Canada -- a "phone in the hallway"
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 G-day  George Pope, U ||||| FRENCH  || |||||| -- Ha ha ha ha


 GP> You guys are importing far too much Yankee TV!

Ha ha ha said by someone that lives next door to them! '-)

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Psychological Evaluation

This psychological evaluation test is brought to you by
http://www.FantasticFamilyMembers.com.  You will need a pen and paper to
write down your answers as you go.  Do NOT scroll down to the bottom
until
you have answered all the questions.

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1. Someone pushes in front of you in a store. Do you :
a) Not even notice
b) Stand quietly and not let it worry you
c) Stand quietly and wish you had the courage to say something
d) Politely point to where the back of the line is
e) Make a fuss and shout a lot.


2. You order an ice cream and the store keeper gives you the wrong
   flavor.
Do you :
a) Try it anyway, it might be nice.
b) Politely point it out and ask for the right one
c) Demand the rigth one, and what's more you want it for free.

3. A store keeper short changes you by $1, and behind you is the most
   attractive person you have ever seen.  Do you :
a) Keep quiet, you're not a skinflint
b) Not care, you're loaded.
c) Tell the store keeper, "a penny saved" and make sure you get the money
d) Shout at the store keeper then ask for person behind you out on a date

4. A lady in the mall has her skirt tucked in her underwear. Do you :
a) Announce it from the PA system
b) Quietly tell her
c) Follow her, laughing a lot
d) Go and get your video camera.
e) Buy a video camera especially for the event.
f) Call the newspaper
g) Call the local newscrew
h) Call CNN

5. When you go by the pet store window you think :
a) Mmmm, lunch.
b) Ew, snakes
c) Aaah, kittens
d) I wonder if their parrot talks?
e) Surely this one will sell an "Alf"
f) I wonder how many ferrets fill a pie crust?

6. You would rather buy something if it is :
a) Cheap
b) Expensive
c) Right for the Job
d) Free, and who cares if it works, heck, it's free!
e) Cheap but looks expensive
f) Expensive but looks cheap
g) Isn't for sale

7. You would rather live in :
a) The countryside
b) The city
c) A boat
d) Your car
e) Your car, accompanied by all your belongings

8. If you could come back as *anything* in your next life, it would be :
a) A cat
b) A dog
c) Your wife (she has it sooo good)
d) Your husband (he has it soo good)
e) Your kids (they have it soooo good)

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Ok, that's the end.  You don't want more of this rubbish, anyway.
Here are the scores.

1. a2, b3, c4, d5, e6
2. a2, b3, c4
3. a2, b3, c4, d5
4. a2, b3, c4, d5, e6. f, g, & h no score you horrible thing.
5. a2, b3, c4, d5, e6, f7
6. a2, b3, c4, d5, e6, f7, g8
7. a2, b3, c4, d5, e6,
8. a2, b3, c4, d5, e6

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49 +
That's not possible.  Either you cheated or you can't add up. So go and
add it up again then!  Go on, stop reading this. Well?  What are you
waiting for?  Tsk.  Some people!  Are you staring at me?

30-.48
You like to shout in libraries and generally misbehave in the sausage
isle at Safeway.

20-29.
You think bees make honey and wasps make jam.

10 - 19.
When you were younger you had an accident with a cheese sandwich and have
never quite been the same.

under 10.
You frequently wear your underwear outside your clothes and go out in
public.

Forward this to anyone you would like to waste five minutes of their time
on a pointless quiz.


> OBGroner: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

The Pink Princess

  In a faraway land, a princess was born looking so pink that her father
the King named her Pinky, and declared a holiday for her birth, called
Pinky Day.

  When she got older, she became fascinated with animals, so her father
invited in a traveling circus, and declared a holiday he called Ring Day.

  Eventually, the princess grew tired of private tutors, and wanted to go
to school with other kids, so the king finally relented, so after her
elementary education, she started in a real school, and the king
proclaimed her first day of middle school as Middle Day.

  Next she wanted a dog of her own, and after much searching, the king
found a breed named "pointer rex", and got her one. This dog day was
named Pointer Day.

  After that, there were no more holidays for a while. Eventually, as her
20th birthday was approaching (old-maidenhood in fairy-tale-land), one
of the princess's ladies asked her if she was worried about finding a
mate.

  "Oh, no," replied the princess, "I know that Thumb Day my prince will
come." (By Owen Lorion)


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