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Skriven 2004-10-07 06:51:10 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
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Funny

 -=[05-Oct-2004 05:58, George Pope it is a cloudy day in Christchurch]=-

 GS>  * SLMR 2.1a * George, beer kills brain cells <but> only the weak ones!
 GP> Gee, who KNEW I had so many WEAK ones?!? :'(

  G-day George Pope, the tag_line always knows!! ;-)))))))

 GP> I subscribe to the following theory:
 GP>       The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking and Brain
 GP>                             Development
 GP> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo,
[.....]
 GP> much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain

The same works ~down_under~ change buffalo to sheep!! ;-)

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

The date

   Back to apartment The young secretary was describing her evening's
exploits to a friend. "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back
to my apartment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did
anything like that."

   "That was smart," her friend said, aprovingly, "Then what happened?"

   "He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said.

   "You didn't weaken your resolve did you?" asked the friend.

   "Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let HIS
mother worry..."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")


The Wheelchair Rock

At the old folks home on Rt 92
On Sat nite here's what they always do
They rock around the clock all nite
Rock, rock, rock in the pale moonlight
Everybody does the wheelchair rock..

Now the clock strikes one
And the fun has just begun
There's good old Alex Walker doin his number one
He twists and turns to loud applause
The crowd goes wild cause he's wrapped in gauze
He's the hit of the block
Doin the wheelchair rock..

Now the clock strikes two, what is she trying to do?
It's Miss Kitty in her chair doing the boog - a - loo
As she whirls around the floor with ease
All the joint is jumpin cause she sure does please
On our hearts she has a lock
Just doin the wheelchair rock..

Now the clock strikes three
Who is it going to be?
It's Miss Janice and she's starting to do her Peeky-Boo
The guys go wild and they stomp the floor
Everybody's screaming just one more encore
And she smiles at the clock
While she's doin the wheelchair rock..

Now the clock strikes four
But there ain't no more
Brother Ralph passed away and he's out the door
But he was good to the end - a fine old sock
He died doin the wheelchair rock..



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