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Skriven 2004-10-11 21:28:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: Re: A Story
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GP>GS>GP> Nina sounds like my kind of gal!  Can I have her phone number?
GP>GS> Does this look like a wall of a MENs toilet to YOU? '-)

Date: 10-08-04 (10:42) GEORGE POPE was read in a reply To: GREG SEARS ..

GP>Sometimes it does!
  >I'm just curious as to who the hell would actually phone a number he
  >saw in the bathroom!

Well let Me say this about that!  In the old days I remember a call-box
in the hallway that was there for any electronic imitative deception!

NOW...everyone has ONE!! Cams at eleven eh! '-)

GP>Okay, bathroom walls. . .

YES there to hold in the smells!!!

>OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  Date: 25 Jul 99  06:53:00
  From: George Pope

    An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he
hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's
any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells
him he's in luck, there's a pizza place that just opened, and they
deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he
goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

    Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the
pizza.

    The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, "What the Heck did you put on this pizza?"

    The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you
ordered, pepper only."


>OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  Date: 25 Jul 99  06:53:00
  From: George Pope

    A fellow and his wife in Muskogee, Oklahoma, where the people are
all patriots, were blessed with the birth of twins, two identical girls.
These twins were born on the 4th of July, and the father, being
patriotic, said to his wife, "We will name them Liberty and Justice,
after the pledge of alligence".

    His wife said, "Are you nuts? You can't have girls going through
life with names like Liberty and Justice. We are going to name them
regular girl's names like Mary or Jane". Well, the argument went on for
about a month, when a compromise was reached. They would each name one
of the girls. The man chose Liberty and the wife picked Elizabeth.

    As the girls grew, they were so identical, they kept pulling tricks
on people who couldn't tell them apart. Finally, when they were about
18, a young man took interest in them. He would take one out on a date
but he was never sure which one he was with. He decided he would marry
one of them, or both if he could get away with it, but he wasn't sure
which one he would marry, if he could only get one.

    He went to the girls father and explained his quandry. "I love your
daughters and want to marry one of them, but I can't tell them apart,
so I will leave it up to you". "Give me Liberty or give me Beth". (By
Bob Welsh)

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