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Skriven 2004-10-15 06:48:46 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of the Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's Story Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 14

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                              WARNING -
                     The following stories contain
                black humour, incest, nonconsensual sex,
               sexual violence, hetero anal intercourse,
                    pedophilia, inferred bestiality,
                           (you get the idea)

             If this is not your cup of tea/coffee, please
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The Canonical List of Different Ways to Say "Masturbation" P to END ;)
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 pack your palm
 paddle the pickle
 paint the ceiling
 paint the pickle
 peel the banana
 peel some chilies
 perform diagnostics on your ManTool
 play a little five-on-one
 play in a one-man show
 play five against one
 play pocket pinball
 play pocket pool
 play tug-of-war with the cyclops
 play Uno
 please your pisser
 plunk your twanger
 polish Percy in your palm
 polish the family jewels
 polish the rocket
 polish the sword
 pound off
 pound the bald-headed moose
 pound the pud
 pound your flounder
 pull off
 pull rank
 pull the carrot
 pull the cord
 pull the five-knuckle shuffle
 pull the goalie
 pull the pole
 pull the pope
 pull your prick
 pull your taffy
 pump the python
 punchin' the munchkin
 ram the ham
 ride the great white knuckler
 roll your own
 rope the pony
 rope the pope
 rub off
 rub one out
 run off a batch by hand
 sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights
 scour the tower of power
 self abuse
 self-induced penile regurgitation
 shag
 shake hands with the unemployed
 shake hands with your John Thomas
 shake hands with your wife's best friend
 shemp the hog
 shift gears
 shine the helmet
 shine your pole
 shoot putty at the moon
 shoot skeet (pull...shoot)
 shoot the moon
 slakin' the bacon
 slam the ham
 slam the spam
 slammin' the salmon
 slap high fives with Yul Brynner
 slap the carrot, slap the clown
 slap the donkey
 slap the pud
 slap the salami
 slappin' pappy
 sling the jelly
 snap the monkey
 snap the rubber
 snap the whip
 solo sex
 spank the frank
 spank the monkey
 spank the salami
 squeeze the cheese
 squeeze the juice
 stinky pinky
 stir the yogurt
 stoke it
 stroke it
 stroke off
 stroke the one-eyed burping gecko
 stroke the dog
 stroke the satin-headed serpent
 stroke your poker
 take matters into your own hands
 take the monster for a one-armed ride
 take part in population control
 tease the weenie
 tenderize the tube steak
 test the testicles
 test your batteries
 the art of Unisex
 tickly my fancy
 tickle the pickle
 toss off
 toss the turkey
 twang the wire
 thump the pump
 tweak your twinkie
 varnish the flagpole
 wack the one-eyed worm
 wack the weasel
 wack the willie
 walk the dog
 walk the plank
 wank
 wax the carrot
 wax the dolphin
 wax your surfboard
 whack off
 whip off
 whip the dummy
 whip the wire
 whip up some sour cream
 whip your dripper
 whizzin' jism
 wixen
 wonk your conker
 work off
 wrestle the eel
 wring out your rope
 wrist aerobics
 yank off
 yank the crank
 yank your plank
 yank the yoyo


... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]

 

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