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Skriven 2006-03-12 23:16:00 av George Pope (2584.funny)
   Kommentar till text 3676 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Re: Book
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GS>    >   yacht club. For years, it seemed, his one consuming
GS>    >   ambition was to see ... his red sons in the sail set.
GS>    >   (By Bennett Cerf)
GS>
GS>  GP> Isn't "By Bennet Cerf" the source?

GS>    You do get the obvious .....

Then why did YOU say the story's author was unknown, but probably Stan
whatshisname?

     A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and
after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his sweethearts sister, he went to a department store
and bought a pair of white gloves.  The sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself.  During the wrapping, the items got mixed up.  The
sister got the gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties.  Without
checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with
this note...

Dearest Darling,

     This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your
birthday.  I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.  If it had not been
for your younger sister, I would have chosen the longer ones with the
buttons, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a
pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled.
 I had the sales girl try them on, and she looked really smart.  I wish
I could put them on you for the first time.  No doubt other men's hands
will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, blow in them a little before putting them away
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.  Be sure to keep
them on when you clean them, or they might shrink.  I hope you will
like them, and will wear them for me on Friday night.

                    All My Love.....

P.S.  Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year.
      Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur
showing.



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