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Skriven 2004-10-15 06:58:32 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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Shaggy Dog Story: The Last Wish

  A Texan, a Frenchman and an Israeli are on a plane flying over the
Pacific Ocean when the engines stop functioning.

  The plane crash lands on a Pacific Island and the 3 are immediately
captured by a tribe of cannibals and taken to their village.

  The Chief tells the 3 captives that these cannibals are civilized and
they have a custom on their island that before they eat anyone, they
grant that person his or her last wishes--no matter what they are.

  He asks the Texan, "What is your last wish?"

  The Texan replies: "I want a 2 inch thick steak with all the trimmings,
Cajun fries and case of beer."

  The Chief motions to some of his tribesmen who immediately run into the
jungle and come back with the steak, the fries and the beer.

  The Texan eats his meal and he is thrown in the pot.

  The Frenchman is asked: "What is your last wish?"

  He replies: "I'd like a case of the most expensive Champagne and I'd
also like a big plate of escargot cooked in the French manner."

  The Chief motions to his tribesmen who immediately rush off into the
jungle and bring back everything the Frenchman asked for.

  He eats and drinks his fill and he is then thrown in the pot.

  The Chief turns to the Israeli and asks, "And what is your wish?"

  The Israeli looks the Chief squarely in the eyes and replies: "I want
you to kick me in the behind as hard as you can."

  The Chief is bewildered and asks the Israeli again, only to receive the
same reply.

  The Chief shrugs his shoulders, asks the Israeli to turn around, and
kicks him as hard as he can.

  With that the Israeli pulls out a gun and kills the Chief and all of
the other cannibals.

  The Texan and the Frenchman look at the Israeli and say: "If you had
that gun why didn't you do anything sooner?"

  The Israeli replies: "What? And risk being condemned by the UN for
reacting to insufficient provocation!"

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