Text 385, 97 rader
Skriven 2004-10-15 08:22:12 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: A Story
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Funny

 -=[13-Oct-2004 21:18, George Pope beautiful & sunny in Christchurch]=-

 GS> GP>I'm just curious as to who the hell would actually phone a number he
   >   >saw in the bathroom!
   > Well let Me say this about that!  In the old days I remember a call-box
   > in the hallway that was there for any electronic imitative deception!

 GP> What's "electronic imitative deception"?  And what's "call box"?
   > A telephone used for prank calling, you mean?

  G-day George Pope, for the young, out of country folks.. ~YOU~
                     First question a "phone in the hallway"
                     Second question a ^^^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ;-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Sex issues

Robert goes to the see company psychotherapist.
During the session, the therapist asks, "How is your
sex life?"

"I have a lot of issues with sex," Robert replies.

"What kind of issues?" the therapist asks.

"Oh, mostly Hustler, and Penthouse, and Playboy."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Sex & Pervs

Actual personal ads from actual newspapers all across America.


WOMEN SEEKING MEN

I like driving around with my two cats, especially on the freeway. I make
them wear little hats so that I can use the carpool lane. Way too much
time on your hands too? Call me. SWF, 42, 5'10", brown/blue.

SWF, 27, obnoxious, silly, pierced, tattooed, insane, hormonally
unbalanced, Rollerblading, sushi-eating, cartoon-watching redhead from
Hell, seeks Vlad. My neck is all yours. BITE ME.

Don't call me if you are uneducated; unemployed; unhealthy smoker; felon;
under 30 years old, 5'10"; over 40 years old, 6'8", 230 pounds; like
cats, channel surfing; make less than $30,000 annually; or have body
parts pierced. Others feel free.

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

Fat, flatulent, over-40, cigar-smoking redneck seeks sexy woman with big
hair to cook, clean and pick up unemployment checks.

Desperate lonely loser, SWM, 32, miserable, apathetic, tired of watching
TV and my roommate's hair fall out. Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF,
25-32, no sense of humor, for long talks about the macabre.

Handsome DWM, 40, seeks loving, romantic S/DWF with round, bulging bubble
butt and pretty face with monogamous intentions, 28-40.

Thick glasses, HP calculator, SAT 99th percentile, knows pi to 16 digits.
Great job, big house, pool.

SWM, 33, 6'0", 144 lbs. Better looking than Bill Gates.


And then there were these from the PERV CONNECTION


If interested in first-time group sex experience. Safe sex only with
sensitive, attractive couples or groups, no animals. Age unimportant.
Will travel. Let's be buddies!

I need to be punished! Well-off older WM needs expert discipline from
young, under 30 men or women. Enjoy leg worship and harness-training.

"Married WF seeks bald Asian dwarves for sex experiments. I love it when
you little bastards are naked.


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  oo    oo  'oo OOOO-| oo\_  I C E-man 
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... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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