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Skriven 2006-04-24 02:30:00 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Prymid spam joke
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 -=[07-Apr-2006 09:41, George Pope replied IN a message to Nathan Prugh]=-

 NP> I  got this piece of spam through a rime christian group via usenet
   > are my comments and joke related to this.
   > (NOTE: my commentary will be in all caps)

 GP> Dear Friend:  If you're insane, please take a moment and read this...

 GP> Follow these directions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< C U T >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 GP> [Hey - couldn't hurt.  And if YOU receive OVER $10,000,000.00 in CASH
 GP> in the next 60 days - remember to send me just 1% and I won't tell a
 GP> Soul!]

  G-day George Pope, damn ALL the text was scrambled??  ME thinks the
                     NEW BBs_police are now on the job.. smashing the
                     SPAM & CRAP right out of this old, trusted means
                     of the exchange of ideas and stories of true and
                     honest people getting together to chat! ;-)))


> OBJoke: for the moderator of FIDONET's "FUNNY Jokes and Stories" echo

  One day a very rich man, who was very close to his money, got
together with his closest friends who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor,
and a Lawyer.  The rich man was very old and was thinking about his
approaching death.  He told his three friends this, and asked them to do
a favor for him when he died.

  "Here are three envelopes, each contain $100,000, one for each of
you.  I don't wish to go to the afterlife without my money.  Please,
when I am buried, would each of you throw your envelopes into the grave
on top of my coffin?"

  The three friends agreed, and took the envelopes.  Soon afterwards
the rich man died.

  At his funeral, the Doctor, the Priest and the Lawyer threw their
envelopes onto his coffin.  As they were leaving the funeral, the Priest
said to the others, "I have a confession to make.  The church needed a
new altar badly, so I ...  I took $5000 to buy it." and afterwards
looked downward at his feet.

  The Doctor, seeing the Priests discomfort said, "Well, since you've
admitted it, I too must confess that I took some money.  The children's
hospital where I work needed a new, expensive X-ray machine, so I took
$30,000 to buy it."The Doctor and the Priest then turned to the lawyer,
expecting a similar confession.

  Instead, he said "Oh no, I didn't take any of the money.  I put a
check for the entire $100,000 in the envelope!"


> OBJoke: for  |<+]::-( ("Cyberpope"(the Bishop of ROM!))

  An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American become ship-wrecked on an
island inhabited by cannibals who, after eating their victims use their
skins to make canoes.  As a last wish the men can decide by what means
they want to die so that their deaths will be honorable.

  The Englishman says "Give me a revolver." He puts the gun to his head
and states "God save the Queen!" And blows his brains out; a very
honorable death.

  The Frenchman says "Give me a sword." He places the tip of the sword
over his heart and shouts "Vive la France!" And thrusts it into his
heart; a very honorable death.

  The American says "Give me a fork." And proceeds to stab himself
repeatedly while saying "Fuck your canoe!"


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