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Skriven 2006-05-02 22:16:03 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
Ärende: Bikes versus Broads
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From:    Maurizio Mariotti (via UGA HUMOR listserv)
Subject: Reasons why Harley's are better than women <sexist>

Reasons why Harley's are better than women:


Harley's only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

Harley's curves never sag.

Harley's last longer.

Harley's don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Harley any time of the month.

Harley's don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Harley to wake it up.

You can share your Harley with your friends. (Never! - MM)

If your Harley makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new belt for your Harley when the old one is
REALLY WORN.

If your Harley smokes, you can do something about it.

Harley's don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.

Harley's don't mind if you look at other Harleys, or if you buy
motorcycle magazines.

New Harley's must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.

If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Harley is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Harley is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to have long discussions
to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Harley.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Harley.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your
Harley.

If you say bad things to your Harley, you don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Harley after you dump
it.

Harley's always feel like being ridden.

Harley's don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harley's.

Harley's don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Harley.

It's always OK to use tie downs on your Harley.

If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.


You can't get diseases from a Harley you don't know very well.

If you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to keep half of your
stuff.

If you leave town you don't have to worry if your Harley is letting
somebody else ride it.

You can trade your Harley in for a newer model without paying alimony.


Your Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in public. Hey! Not all
women are opposed to that...some even prefer it!!

Your Harley has an off switch. You can totally ignore your Harley as
long as you want.

Your Harley won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket
headlights.

You know exactly how much your Harley is going to take out of your
checking account each month.

Your Harley doesn't expect foreplay.

Your Harley doesn't want to snuggle after being ridden.

People envy your Harley more the older it gets.

Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip
club.

If you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.

You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!

Harley's don't mind having two riders at the same time.

You can sit, drinking a beer & stare at your Harley for hours & it
won't ask you stupid questions!

You can call your Harley anything in the book and still get to ride it
after it's all fired up!

If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to
ride it.

You can call your Harley a hog and it wont get pissed.

You don't have to give your Harley a ring in order to get a ride! YOU
DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!

You can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.



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