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Skriven 2006-05-05 08:50:08 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Prymid spam joke
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 GP> On (22 Mar 06) Nathan Prugh wrote to All...
 NP> I  got this piece of spam through a rime christian group via usenet...
   > here are my comments and joke related to this.

  -=> 04-May-2006 11:30, George Pope wrote in a message to Nathan Prugh <=-

 GP> If it's in a public forum, I usually post the following math & proof
   > article so everyone can see WHY this whole scheme is so useless
   > (never mind illegal -- and even if it were legal to sell a mailing
   > list, the fact that the message SAYS plainly that this is just the
   > EXCUSE to make it legal negates any allowance for calling it such!)

   BOYs it's ALL free on the Internet!!! You'd rather have a GOV make
   a bull-shit law on SPAM? ;-((((((((((

> OBWords: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant,

              Words to Live By

Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Use your head - it's the little things that count.
"V.D." is nothing to clap about.
We are the people our parents warned us against.
We should go metric every inch of the way.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
When all is said and done more will be said then done.
When in doubt, mumble.
When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.
When money talks there are few interruptions.
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
When you kill time you murder success.
Where in the world does the guy who has everything put it?
Where there's a will there's a relative.
Where there's a will, there's inheritance tax.
Why are creditor's memories better then debtors?
Why do expenses always rise to meet income?
Why do you always find something in the last place you look?
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
Why does the other lane always move faster?
You are what you eat, so Euelle Gibbons was a nut.
You can always find what you are not looking for.
You can't win them all, but you can sure lose them all.
You know you're getting old when everything dries up or leaks.
You never "find" time, but you can always "make" it.
You never learn anything with your mouth open.
You win a few, you lose a lot.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.
You've never been as sick as just before you stop breathing.


> OBFly: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

           FIFTEEN REASONS TO FLY DELTA

 1) DELTA.   We never make the same mistake three times!
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 6) DELTA.   Noisy engines?  We'll turn 'em off!
 7) DELTA.   Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
 8) DELTA.   Enjoy the in-flight movie on the plane next to you.
 9) DELTA.   The kids will LOVE our inflatable slides!
10) DELTA.   Bring a bathing suit!
11) DELTA.   Enjoy complimentary champagne during free-fall.
12) DELTA.   Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
13) DELTA.   We might be landing on YOUR street!
14) DELTA.   If you think it's so easy, get your own Freak'n plane!
15) DELTA.   DELTA gets you CLOSE.


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