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Skriven 2006-05-07 08:30:42 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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-=> 05-May-2006 13:29, George Pope wrote to Robert E Starr JR <=-

 GP> Understandable -- where are you?  someplace somewhat remote?

 Robert an extraordinarily handsome man somewhat remote decided he
had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could
produce beautiful children beyond compare.........

 With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

 Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

 The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you
came to the right place... Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

 The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked
for the man's opinion.

 "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can
hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

 The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;
so the man went out with the second daughter.

 The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

 "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can
hardly tell...cross-eyed."

 The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
things might be better. So he did.

 The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,  "She's perfect,
just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

 So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.
when the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to
his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering
the beauty of the parents.

 "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that
you could hardly tell...pregnant when you met her."


> OBJoke: for  |<+]::-)  (Cyberpope(the Bishop of ROM!))

A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego when she was flagged downby
a man
whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are
yougoing to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problemis I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to the San Diego Zoo.They're
a bit stressed
already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you
possiblytake them to the zoo
for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car
andcarefully
strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diegowhen suddenly
he was horrified. There was the blonde walking down the street and holdinghands
with the
two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded,
"I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but just as we arrived it looked
likeit was
going to rain so we decided to see a movie instead.
We've been going steady ever since!"



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