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Skriven 2006-05-20 07:46:26 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Laffaway
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 Echo: FUNNY
 Date: 12-May-2006 06:55
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 George Pope Put A SMILE on all's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GP> Top 34 things you will NEVER EVER hear a redneck say,

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never
haveanything to do with women again.  They were best friends and they decided
tomove up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a
womanagain.

They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us
enoughsupplies to last two men for one year." The trader got the gear together
and ontop of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur
aroundthe hole. 

The guys asked "What's that board for?"

The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you mightneed
this."

They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life!"  The trader said,
"Well.take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund your
money nextyear.  "Okay," they said and left.
 
The next year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me
enoughsupplies to last one man for one year."  The trader said "Weren't you in
herelast year with a partner?"

"Yeah" said the guy.

"Where is he?" asked the trader.

"I shot him" said the guy.

"Why?"

"I caught him in bed with my board!"



> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night.
He is on the lookout for trouble. He sees two little old ladies in the
front seat of a Chevrolet convertible, parked in "Honest John's" used
car lot. The car lot is closed, so O'Leary drives up alongside the Chevy
and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?" "Certainly
not," says one of the ladies, "we purchased the car this afternoon."
"Well," says the cop, "why don't you start it up and drive out of here?"
"We don't drive," replies the other little old lady. "And besides we are
waiting. We were told that if we bought a car here we would get
screwed."


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