Text 4219, 67 rader
Skriven 2006-05-20 23:03:46 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
   Kommentar till text 4196 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Laffaway
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On (20 May 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS> You Know You Are From the North IF:

AND you know you're from the SOUTH if:

 GS> You are seriously concerned about such things as the wind chill
 GS> factor.

You are more concerned with the Humidity Factor.

 GS> You dunk doughnuts with just two fingers.

How do Dixies do it?

 GS> You know what road salt does to your car.

Oh, definitely!
They have snow in the South, too, just not as much or as often!

 GS> You have never even heard of Goo Goo bars.

I'm rather north, but never heard of Goo Goo bars -- are these things
you eat or places you go to drink?

 GS> Your idea of a fancy restaurant is one that has very slow service
 GS>     and insufficient lighting.

A Southerner might consider it fancy on the sole basis of it does not
have a drive-thru lane.

 GS> You know a snowplow when you see one.

I'm sure most southerners do, too, even if they don't actually USE one!

 GS> You absolutely hate grits.

I don't even know WTF they are!

 GS> You keep your leaves raked at all costs.

Fuck dat shit.

Gotta be less work than keeping up with kudzuu grass in the south,
though!

 GS> You know the difference between table salt and road salt.

Just the phrase alone should explain it well enough even if you're from
so far south they call you "Down Under"!

Table salt = on a table
road salt = on a road


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