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Skriven 2006-10-17 20:56:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
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        GEORGE POPE was entering F unny stuff to  NATHAN PRUGH  

 GP> On (15 Oct 06) Nathan Prugh wrote to All...
 NP> From archives...

 GP> When I say 2 or 3 jokes of your own, I kinda mean NEW to the echo
   > jokes!

        Ha ha there is something NEW to this echo!! ;-))))

> OBNEWJokes for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen and an Australian. All are
at the urinals. The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and
uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves. He says to the others, “In
Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat.ö The second Englishman zips up,
walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very
clean. He says, “At Bredford Academy, I learned to be clean and neat but still
be environmentally aware.ö The third man zips up and heads straight to the
door. The Aussie says over his shoulder, “In Australia, we learn not to piss on
our hands.ö

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A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch
with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm
going to Las Vegas." He asked her why she was going. She told him, "I just
found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for
free." He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch. His
wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?" "I''m going too!" he
replied. "Why?" she asked. "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a
year!"

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A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The
British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a
kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six
weeks."

Then the German doctor bragged, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took
a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and almost
immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work."


> OBNEWJokes for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

One-Minute Mysteries
 
See if you can solve the mystery from the clues you are given
None are trick questions.   Answers below.
 
 
Mystery 1...
 
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
 
The police instantly arrested the murderer.

Who did it and how did they know?
 
 
Mystery 2...
 
A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using
a real gun with real bullets.  He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere And
no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
 
How did he do this?
 
 
 
Mystery 3...
 
Old Mr.  Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr.  Fiend.
Mr.  Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police.  "I was walking by Mr.
 Tidy's house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit.
I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to
see if he was in there.
There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside.
That is when I saw his body.
So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play.
I called the police immediately afterward."
The officer immediately arrested Mr.  Fiend for the murder of Mr.  Tidy.
 
How did he know Mr.  Fiend was lying?
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
Keep on scrolling down.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ANSWERS:
 
1.  It was the Maid.  She said she was getting the mail.
    There is no mail on Sunday.
 
2.  He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.
 
3.  Frost forms on the inside of the window, not the outside.
     So, Mr.  Fiend could not have wiped it off to discover Mr.  Tidy's body.



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