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Skriven 2006-10-17 20:46:00 av Greg Sears
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Ärende: Survey: international sex
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 GP> On (12 Oct 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> If French-style involves tongue, Greek-style
   >    > involves the anus, Canadian-style is doggie so we
   >    > don't miss the hockey games, British is
   >    > closed-lipped pecks on cheeks, Australian-style
   >    > is like french, but "down under", what are some others?
   >
   >    G-day Mate,
   >
   >    If you missed one, there must be a country you've not visited? ;-)

 GP> Oh, at least one. . .
   > Why? What would you say is "Kiwi-style sex"?

   Oh you've never been the New Zealand EH! ;-)))

 GP> Oh, I know, you put the sheep's back legs into wellies & fuck her on
   > the edge of a cliff, right?

   Humm seems you have an Aussie sheila/bloke Mate EH! ;-)))


> OBJokes: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The
druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?". The lady say's "To kill
my husband." "I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist. The lady
then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a
compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's
wife, and shows it to the druggist. He looks at the photo and says "Oh, I
didn't know you had a prescription" !

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A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that
not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a
hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover,
taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip.

And, there were still 5 shaves left!

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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters
when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto see if
he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated
and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw
Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad
Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said,
"Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood
calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed
it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says
in the book."

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MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to
Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say
she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."

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SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him,
knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie
to me!"

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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed to have sex.
"What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I
use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan you have it
all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes,
lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it
in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she
managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees,"
said Tarzan.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge
railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get
to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so
grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No
problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George
said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and
stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you
don't look like you are injured."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
rowning!"



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