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Skriven 2006-12-06 20:42:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Circus Man
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 GP> On (03 Dec 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS> He says, "Madam, I don't repair clocks.  I am a rabbi.  I do
   > circumcisions."
   >
   > She says, "Why all the clocks in the window?"
   >
   > And he says, "And what should I have in my window?"

       *  GEORGE POPE was entering F unny stuff to  GREG SEARS  *


 GP> & she, naturally answered, "a giant fucking penis, you moron!"

    This would be a yank sheila, as they have those people by the
                                 penis/balls building the huge walls!

 GP> Tis the Season. . .

    This would be what season? Oh of course ~winter~ in the North!! ;-)


 > OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

          A Quiz For People Who Think They Know Everything

1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants
know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are
the only two perennial vegetables?

4 Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team
on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?

5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside
the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't
been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They
are all common. Name two of them.

8. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name
half of them?

9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"

10. There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base
without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls (a walk) is one way. Name the
other six.

11. It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?

12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with
the letter "S."


















































































"Answers To Quiz"

1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants
know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it? Boxing.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year
because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
3 .. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for
several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year.
What are the only two perennial vegetables? Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team
on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.

5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? Strawberry.

6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside
the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't
been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? The pear grew
inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over place on the tree. The bottle
is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they
are snipped off at the stems.


7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They
are all common. Name two of them. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.

8. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name
half of them? Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,
question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis,
braces, and ellipses.

9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?" In
Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept
the name when they moved west.

10. There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base
without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls (a walk) is one way. Name the
other six. Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher
drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being designated as a pinch
runner.

11. It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it? Lettuce.

12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that b! egin wit
h the letter "S." Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates,
snowshoes, stockings, stilts.



 > OBjoke for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

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PASS IT ON TO MILLIONS  AS IT IS VERY CONTAGIOUS. THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE
CONTROL HAVE REPORTED THIS WEEK THAT THE VIRUS  SPREADS VERY RAPIDLY FROM
ONE PERSON TO THE NEXT.

THEY HAVE PUT A VERY INTERESTING NAME ON THIS VIRUS.  IT IS CALLED.......

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                            OH! OH! TOO LATE!!

                     I SEE IT ON YOUR FACE ALREADY!

                          You've got the virus!!!!

                    Have a GREAT Week and Pass it on!


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